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Monte Carlo

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  1. Brutal dwarf homo-eroticism is like sweet butter. Diaper-sex, elaborate beards, BDSM with elven assassins.
  2. Can we have a Lesbomancer class in Pillars of Eternity, please?
  3. Agreed, but it's like the tobacco industry. You know the product atrophies the brains of the vulnerable, but you just love the money...
  4. Bioware / EA --- actively encouraging the deranged since 1997.
  5. I just felt a little bit of sick in my mouth.
  6. I miss Taks.
  7. NWN1. Wow that's a special sort of masochism, like nailing your scrotum to a hot skillet.
  8. Lovin' his Ziggy-Stardust / dead squirrel hairstyle.
  9. Had to share... http://putintheritzon.ytmnd.com/
  10. Hurlie, your wife was modelling for a rusty agricultural equipment catalogue? She should be booth-babe-ing in my humble.
  11. Only because she can whine faster than Chiktikka Fastpaws. I've got her in my party atm. The cleric / mage isn't a class I've used that much, but the utility / spell combos are interesting and fun. I just can't bear the voice. It's... it's driving me bloody nuts. That and "for the needy!!!" Nalia. They are both going to die soon. I've got a CN barbarian so it's going to be Bad Anomen, Jan Jansen, Edwin and Viconia Korgan again.
  12. Why does the OP hate punctuation so?
  13. I watched White House Down simply because I'd seen Olympus Has Fallen late last year. I liked the Independence Day easter egg (Roland Emmerich directs) and the early part of the movie, as well as the villains. Channing Tatum is an engaging action hero and I like the nod to Die Hard with the John McClane vest. James Woods is coolio as usual, I could watch him read a telephone directory. But Jamie Foxx (why the two X's, Jamie, whyyyyy?) puts in a predictably aint-I-cool turn as a wish-fulfilment Obama (how Hollywood loves Obama, it's hilarious fanboi-ism on an epic, slightly gut-churning scale especially seeing as he makes Jimmy Carter look like JFK) and about 2/3 of the way in the whole thing collapses like a poorly-timed souffle. It smears a thick wodge of schmaltz over what should have been an agreeably brain-dead popcorn movie. Some of the action sequences are meh, too. Jamie Foxx should know better. Dammit he was in Django so he can walk-the-walk. So, strangely, Olympus has fallen wins by a whisper despite White House having a better director and actors.
  14. This maybe true, but this path has a slippery slope. For example the black population in the US, how much time has passed since and iirc they are still the poorest population sector, even compared to Hispanics which have a large immigration component to it. I am not saying that you are wrong, they very likely earned the right to making a big deal of it. However, at some point it start to become counter productive, no one likes "drama queens" (intentionally going with stereotypes) not entitled white rich boys ranting about daddy issues, not poor black boys from the hood ranting about oppression, nor homosexuals who stuck in the teendanger attention/recognition phase. Also FU guys, it was 43 extras minutes of being stuck in traffic, with way too many commercials, crappy music and "joker" radio host as companion, all the while contemplating a monster truck road rage.. He said what I was trying to say, just much better. Edit: You can tolerate things, you don't have to 'celebrate' them. I've got no problem with Gay people. Please note my disgust with the Russian policy on the subject. I do have a problem with vulgar exhibitionism, agitprop and identity politics. Of any flavour. Oh woe is me white guys on Fox irritate me as much as hyper-Gay baiters who want to shock me with their oh-so-modish excesses. Freedom, as I say, is a two-way street.
  15. Therese Johaug, yeah. Such a beauty. I raise you a Chemmy Alcott...
  16. trolololol How quaint. Don't patronise me. If you post bull5h1t then expect to be called on it. On my side is Tolkien, Shakespeare, Kubrick, Mailer and Twain. On yours is Dave Gaider and the bloke who wrote the ending of Mass Effect 3. Now I know you're an intelligent and articulate man... what other conclusion is there to draw than trolling?
  17. You, sir, are on the money. If only games developers were as sensible.
  18. Ah, Mister Unicorn-dancing-on-a-Rainbow strikes again. There were three guys giving each other enemas in public. I don't care who you are, that's disgusting. Edit: Gay men and women haven't been treated well, but we're hardly in 'Twelve Years a Slave' territory, are we?
  19. BG2 with all the NPCs I never really use. It's challenging because some of them suck and / or don't really fit in with my way of playing (AKA CHARGEEE!!!)
  20. ^ Agreed. But I'd suggest all settings up for grabs that have consistent canon for only D&DE games.
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