Sarjahurmaaja.

Yes. No.

What exactly is "nearly died", anyhow?

So, snow. My dog likes it. As in "SNOW SNOW ^__________^". Weird.

Yeah, there's snow outside. What about it?

... so, pictures of snow? I don't get it.

Alien.

No less than six months, and no more than full year from now, you'll discover... 1.) ... you don't have a job, 2.) ... something bad about your house and 3.) ... the woman you love doesn't love you back. At least, not the way she does the mailman! All that because you felt uppity enough to temp fate. Sucks, huh?

"Design might be a fit funky (why exactly does it have to be so long?), but the PS controllers have always been the best." What you say !!

Are you... Batman?

Fixed some typos.

"Personal tip: if you ever want to dispose of anything huge and junkworthy simply place it out front of your house with a sign taped to it, saying "Only fifty bucks". It will be stolen in hours." Also, write "Sucker!" behind the sign.

"Nah, I started out with SNES9x and moved on when I wanted more out of our relationship." Ha! Fool. (Me too.)

"ZSNES is better, but the interface in SNES9x is simple for n00bs." But he'll stay n00b forever if he uses SNES9x!

"How do you transport all your worldly possessions cross country cheaply and effectively." Have very little worldly possessions.

"Oh wait, they don't make any money from it. At all." Eh, so what? It's not like the devs make money, say, if you an used copy from a store, either, but I don't see people excusing piracy because they "could've bought it used and the devs hadn't seen the money then, either". "In fact depending on the EULA resales are borderline legal in the first place." Borderline legal is better than illegal. "EDIT: Also Googling SNES9x would probably get Craigboy more pertinent/concise results." ZSNES is better.

"I mentioned that one because I did actually buy the game." One would assume you can play it on any platform you choose to, then. "Can you link me to this emulator?" Because googling "SNES" together with "emulator" would be too damn hard? "Yes but they're old games which you can't even buy now a days." O RLY?

"Old Console games are all but public domain, they're still copyrighted, but only because copyrights last a really long time." Still piracy. Yar.

"You don't support Respect and Consideration?" **** 'em.

"I'm anti-social." No, honey, you're just boring.

Broaden your tastes and try something new.

"Zebraman" Black and white ecstasy!

"What is the status of old console games anyway?" Piracy, unless it's been released to public domain. "he'll be stealing ferraris next." No doubt.

So, in essence, you taught a kid the wonders of piracy. Bravo!

"Oh gawd, I hate that smiley." Was it the rolleyes?

"Congrats Sarjahurmaaja, you have just redefined the meaning of a lame pathetic joke" No, I do believe that honor belong to the person, whomever it might be, that is responsible for your existance. I wish to offer you my most sincere condolences and sympathies.