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Summer officially begins today. Pretty amazing, I nearly aced my cost accounting exam but got D on my financial accounting exam today and I'm not even sure how. :'( But w/e, that's in the past. Now I'm just counting the days until work is over and I can finally be set free.

Riveting Mushroom talk guys. Only problem is your detracting on how I'm supposed to pick up chicks. Should be ashamed of yourselves. I'm a very poor young man who needs help and all you want to do is talk about the portabellas. You sure you guys aint gay?

No Vegas is pretty crappy. Not as bad as Miami but then again that's like comparing warm milk to getting stabbed to near death in Angola and left to die from your wounds, the ravages of the elements and various night critters. Horrible place. Supposed to be 100 degrees by the end of the week. Fantastic.

*Boring live journal school stuff ahead* So I've taken two exams so far. The first was for management which I didn't really need to take but it means I have a 98.881% in the class overall. I took my finance exam today and I was a little surprised. I went to a final exam review thingy yesterday (Saturday morning, yeah it sucked) and he basically half lied to us on what was going to be on it. Either way I think I did mildly decent on it. All I really have to do is score above like 50% on it and I'll have a B so I'm not really worried. As of right now I'm coming close on being 2/3rd's ready for my managerial accounting exam. Just going to do some practice for budgeting and review what I went over previously and I'll be almost ready to go. Tomorrow I have work but I asked for a half day, which will give me a few hours to go over the last third of exam stuff and I think should do relatively well. I'm really hoping for a high B or A to salvage this abysmal semester but really all I need is a 79% to get a B in the course but you know it's an emotional and mental thing that's important to me to show that I can actually do this crap if I put my mind to it. Then on Thursday it's financial accounting which I will have all of Wednesday to study for but I'm confident I should do well on that one too. I'd have to ace the final to get an A in the class but it would still be like barely 91%. Doesn't really matter though, somehow the math works out in my favor and there's a gigantic window of getting a B. I'd have to score below a 65% on the test to get a C. Looks like things are looking up. Just 3 weeks, or 6 work days, and work is officially over. Two days before my last day I turn 21. It'll be summer, no school, no work, no obligations. Life will be marginally better and I'll likely celebrate with sushi and then perhaps watching anime alone in my room while drinking a delicious margarita afterwords though the margarita thing is doubtful but not becuase it lacks deliciousness but since I don't really think I'd go out and buy margarita mix and tequila because that's crazy talk. Maybe when I move out on my own in 4 or so years. I should really get some friends. ;_;

JCVD Jean Claude Van Damme is pretty sweet. Interesting movie but not sure I'd recommend it. I wasn't very pleased with the ending but all in all it was pretty good. 7.8/10

Pineapple Express An extremely generous 7/10

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Did anyone else find Daniel's interaction with past charlotte extremely awkward and pedo? I mean the grisly beard, sweaty brow and the desperation in his voice really pulled it all together. And I say that having seen many a pedo. A+ work lost.

All my exams are next week. I'm mostly focusing on my accounting courses becuase I'm not doing as hot as I would like to be doing in them. My financial accounting class I can get away with a relatively bad grade and still get a B which I'm confident I can manage but my cost accounting class I need to score a mid level B on the exam as to not get a C which is really important to me because I've yet to get anything lower than a B in any of my college classes yet. If that were to happen. Wow. Even though it's completely my fault, someone, somewhere, (hopefully shryke) will experience testicular trauma that you wouldn't wish on your greatest enemy which shyrke is but I'm willing to make an exception to the rule this time. I'm just dying here though. I'm in this vortex of school is over and I'm so ready to start summer break but I still have this crap to sort out which is super important and I just ruminate on how I should be studying but instead I'm just sitting there bored out of my mind and in denial and depression and reluctance and pain. I had one class this morning that was like 35 minutes long and since then I've done maybe 25 minutes of half consciousness study problems. :'( Luckily I have work tomorrow. Work always makes me put things into perspective. Like how I'm a failure and how my life is completely devoid of joy or how everything is just a futile attempt. You may want to donate some of your seed now Shryke, just in case. Take my advice, once a man is broken, he can't be fixed. Except for gd becuase he's a champ.

I killed a man today. Poor guy didn't know I sneezed on his taco salad.

Well we aren't exactly back in the early 1900's where people were poor and didn't have modern medicine and nutrition. We have higher standards of living and immune systems that are probably a bit more capable. Obviously it's a very significant concern but the reason why it's been fatal in Mexico is pretty apparent... I'd say we're relatively safe.

I saw some Asian chick with one at school last week and was wondering what the hell was going on. Makes sense now I suppose.

Good thing I'm not 25 yet.

I wouldn't be surprised if I have swine flu. I also wouldn't be surprised if someone put on a ski mask and serially punched people in the throat at my work place either becuase I wouldn't have to deal with this crap if I was allowed to live in my cave all fraekin day like god intended. Hard to tell though. Definitely picked up something up at work but hard to decipher among the allergies, recent chronic sinus infection, recent bout of crappy sleep and the recurring headache/fever that is the norm for me.

Going to be awesome when im actually making money but ill be shelling out like 50% of it to the gd us government bunch of a freakin a holes. Obamatron wants your land, wealth and the sweat of your brow.

Tandem bike riding. But it has to be serious with the whole skin tight suit and helmet. She'll think she's turned you gay which will ignite a fire under her ass to win you back and then it's just smooth sailing to getting laid all the time. Perfect plan.

talk about striped pantsu (:

32832,10260,32768,530,16896,16896,4100,132,35360,0,0,2312,8,98312,49408,65546 I know none of you took 3 months worth of drum lessons back in early 2006 but wow mine blows you's guyses out of the water. Edit: I like this one better, much simpler and less chaotic 36864,0,16384,32768,74752,64,0,0,128,0,16512,64,256,4352,256,0

You're misreading the report and/or listening tot he wrong talking heads. Michael Savage never lies!! Today I brought my brother and his new gf and one of her super hot friends to some kind of wine tasting or some crap like that on the strip. Took like 40 minutes to get over there and then like 3 hours later I get a call from his gf and I can hear my brother in the background being a belligerent a hole cheering and god knows what. Anyways over the course of 20 minutes I get probably 7 calls from him each time asking where I'm at and how long its going to take until finally he's like never mind we already got another ride. And then, on the way back home I still get 4 calls from him waffling about whether or not I should come. What a freakin douche. This is why I have a problem with shyrke. Nothing good can come of getting plastered; besides nailing chicks and having fun. Pisses me off.

I finally did it, I quit my job! Yaaaaay. Except I still have like a month and a half of work left. I went in and I was like yeah we need to talk about my schedule and she was like yeah so your contract expires on the 23rd or something and then I was like I wanna leave before then and so my last day is 2 days after my birthday. So I'm not sure whats going to happen but when I leave the office Friday at 4:30 I might stop off at a liquor store and then get completely plastered alone in my cave and maybe try some illegal substance for the first time ever, eat a couple of hamburgeasas, have unprotected sex with a hooker, and then jump out of a window. Going to be the best day of my life.

The Spirit. Doesn't even deserve a review. 5/10

Does applying antiseptic on your junk sting shyrke? Zing!

Yeah it was super crazy windy yesterday and last night. It was so awesome when I was leaving school because on the way to the parking lot there this like underpass type walkway and it essentially turned into a 40 yard wind tunnel and I had to keep myself from smiling becuase it was just an amazing little experience and I love the wind. Not sure what I like more wind or rain. Snow and fire are cool too but I don't know there's just something magical about being pummeled by something invisible or the wonderful scent after a rain storm.

Whoops I was thinking about a totally different guy from a completely different fight show.

Yeah fight quest was pretty sweet most of the time but the duo was an odd one. I'd never heard of the mma fighter and having a football player was like Eh? They do however have a new show on travel channel that kind of follows a similar tactic and that's Dhani Tackles the Globe. It's a football player Dhani Jones who goes to different countries and tries out their "sport" whether it's rugby or martial arts and he takes a week to learn what he can and then he goes against someone at the end to show his skill. I've only seen like 2 and a half episodes but it seems legit. I have noticed however that Dhani is a little immature, he'll sometimes whine and take umbrage with a call against him, whether he deserved it or not you have to let those kinds of things slide in those situations and just man up. I've also seen the the first episode of Deadliest Warrior and it seemed somewhat neat. I'm not sure how long the premise can really last since there's only so many notable warriors and I can definitely see the novelty wearing off. Also I wasn't too inclined to the rivalry presented, not sure if that was something production wanted or if it was some "native pride" but it just wasn't something I wanted. On the plus side you can't go wrong with Chuck Liddel slicing meat with his punches.