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Here's one for those who have the OT DVD set: Xbox Access to Star Wars DVD Blooper: As posted by Darth666String on the starwars.com Message Boards: XBox Users: Insert the 4th disc, and allow it to go to the Special Features Menu, rather than the Battlefront demo. Once the menu loads, hit the STOP button, so that you get the XBox logo screen. Use the remote to type "38," and you will see "Title 38" on the screen. This will reveal the hidden gag reel! Access bloopers from a computer: To access the blooper reel when watching the Bonus disc on your computer, go to any feature, then skip to chapter 38. Provided by Jeff Schmidt Hidden Blooper Reel (Yet Another Method): From the Main Menu, access the 'Video Games and Stills' option. When you try pressing 1 1 3 8, it automatically only reads the first 1 and starts that chapter. So what you do is press +10 then a 1- appears and you hit 1 (making the "11"). The box next to R2 lights up. Wait for the new 1- to disappear. Press 3. Wait for the pause, then press 8. Provided by Stan Mathews Blooper Trailer -- Important DVD Settings Info: To access the blooper trailer, you MUST have the correct screen settings set on your DVD player. If your DVD is set to a default 16:9 screen and your TV is actually 4:3, the easter egg will not work. I didn't find this out I got another THX DVD which had a THX optimizer area in its setup options. Using this revealed that my TV was actually a 4:3, and the DVD player was set for 16:9 -- not everyone is technically apt to know this! Some tinkering around with the DVD's remote got me into the player's settings so I could change it to 4:3, and the Blooper Easter Egg worked just fine after that point. Provided by Chris Presta-Valachovic Hidden Blooper Reel (Another Method #2): If you're having problems using the 1138 method to get to the reel, try this. Pick any of the featurettes and start them. If your remote has a GO TO button, press it then go to Title/Chapter. Type 38 under Title and 1 under chapter. This will bring up the DVD credits and bloopers. Provided by Frank Davis Hidden Blooper Reel (Another Method): Another way to get to the blooper reel is to go ot the Video Game and Still Gallery Menu, then press 11. After a pause, the box next to R2-D2 lights up. Then press 3. After another pause, press 8 to then reveal th hidden blooper reel clip! Hidden Revenge of the Jedi Trailer: Insert the 'Bonus Materials' disc and access the 'Trailers' option. Once there, highlight Return of the Jedi and press UP. Where it once said "Trailer" it will now read, "Revenge Trailer". Select it to reveal the unused teaser trailer for "Revenge of the Jedi", which was eventually renamed Return of the Jedi! Provided by dennis Various Menus: On each movie disc, when the 'Warning' screen is showing hit the following codes on remote to gain access to a different menu: - Press the Audio button - Press the 2 button - Press the 12 button Provided by Fernando Templeton Hidden Blooper Reel: Insert the Bonus Materials disc. from the Main Menu, access the 'Video Game' and 'Still Galleries' option. Once there, hit a variation of 1138 on your remote control in whatever way you setup allows. If all is working correctly the box next to R2-D2 will light up. Select it by pressing ENTER and revealing a 4 and a half minute long bloopers / outakes reel from all three films!

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Hey! The other thread got locked but we still got this one!!!

I haven't seen K2 yet, but I guess the reason why some people say it's ugly is that the graphics are way too dark, and the beautiful landscapes of K1 are absent.

No one figured out how to Spam in Ascii yet?

Sorry if it qualifies as a spoiler but I thought that was a widespread rumor. Besides it tells nothing about how Jar Jar ends up on Alderaan. In any case: Consider how much JarJar's role had been 'reduced' in AotC. Lucas must have responded to fan criticism: Not only did he appear for a short period, but managed to hand over the galaxy to Palpatine in the few lines that he had.

It seems it's none other than Grand Moff Tarkin who kills him

read something interesting now: Micro Musclebot: Wee walker moves by heart cells' beats Peter Weiss In a Los Angeles laboratory, researchers have let loose scores of what amount to living micromachines. Dwarfed by a comma, each tiny device consists of an arch of gold coated along its inner surface with a sheath of cardiac muscle grown from rat cells. With each of the muscle bundles' automatic cycles of contraction and relaxation, the device takes a step. Viewed under a microscope, "they move very fast," says bioengineer Jianzhong Xi of the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA). "The first time I saw that, it was kind of scary." Xi and his UCLA colleagues Jacob J. Schmidt and Carlo D. Montemagno describe their musclebots in the February Nature Materials. Microcontraptions of this sort may someday make pinpoint deliveries of drugs to cells or shuttle minuscule components during the manufacture of other itsy machines or structures, Xi says. Variations on the same design could lead to muscle-driven power supplies for microdevices or laboratory test beds for studying properties of muscle tissue. Because the musclebot is both minuscule and designed to operate in body fluids, "this is the Fantastic Voyage kind of thing" that might someday roam the bloodstream and carry out on-the-spot surgery or disease treatments, comments physicist James Castracane of the State University of New York in Albany. In the past, researchers have incorporated living muscle tissue into much larger machines. For instance, several years ago, a team at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology demonstrated a palm-size device, called the biomechatronic fish, that swam under the power of muscle tissue extracted from frogs' legs. However, transferring fully developed muscles from an organism to a micromachine is impractical, notes Xi. Instead, the UCLA engineers grew a thin film of heart-muscle tissue directly on their device. The researchers used chip-industry methods, which would be harmful to living cells, to construct temporary supporting beams on a silicon chip. Next, they deposited a biocompatible polymer, a layer of gold, and

by far the funniest stuff over there are the letters of protest by people who took the whole thing as an authentic publication

I explained it, the sbahattin person, on msg. #47

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0403/spongebob.html

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MUSHROOMS ARE RELEVANT TO STAR WARS! SW ITSELF IS A MUSHROOM!!! SURF AND TURF -THE PERSPECTIVE OF A MUSHROOM by Spencer D. Brown. [spencer was age 12 and in 6th Grade at Inman Middle School in Atlanta, Georgia when this project won first place in his school's science fair, Winter 1999. Following is his science project report, somewhat abridged.] "INTRODUCTION. Mushrooms are interesting to me because of how they look and taste. I eat mushrooms raw in salads and cooked in soups and sauces. I often see mushrooms and toadstools growing in the forest on camping trips and sometimes I find them in my yard after it rains. They seem to appear suddenly from nowhere and look nothing like other plants and animals. I decided to learn more about mushrooms and how they grow. My project was to see if I could make mushrooms grow faster by feeding them. I got my idea for this project from a man named Rush Wayne, who sells mushrooms on the internet. BACKGROUND RESEARCH Mushrooms are a form of fungi, which is part of the phylum of plants. Most mushrooms are members of the subdivision Baisediomycotina, class Hymenomycetes, although certain fungi commonly called mushrooms (such as edible morels, Morchella) are members of the subdivision Piscomyoctina. Mushrooms in the class Hymenomycetes are separated into different orders and families on the basis of the characteristics of the "hymenia," which are the spore-bearing layers of the mushroom fruit. It is the word "hymenia," gives this class its name. The class Hymenomycetes has two (2) orders or subdivisions. The first is Agaricales, which consists almost entirely of soft-bodied mushrooms; the second is Polyporales, which contains only hard-bodied fungi. The subdivision Agaricales includes commercial mushrooms, Agaricus disporus, its cousin, the wild mushroom, Pleurotus ostreatus, the oyster mushroom group, and the fairy ring mushroom, which is found in many folk tales. The type of mushroom I chose for my experiment are called elm oyster mushrooms, which are a species of the Agaricales subdivision. I do not know for certain, but I suspect that oyster mushrooms received their name because fully-grown specimens look a little like oysters. Mushrooms can grow in many different kinds of soils and climates, or "habitats." Some are commonly found in many places, but others are rare and require very specialized habitats. One interesting characteristic shared by all mushrooms is that they lack the ability of green plants to utilize sunlight to manufacture their own food from water and carbon dioxide ("photosynthesis"), and therefore, like animals, they must feed on complex organic molecules found in their habitats in order to live and grow. In fact, most mushrooms, like other fungi, do not prosper in strong direct sunlight. Many mushrooms and puffballs are "saprobic," which means that they obtain all the nutrients they need to live from organic material in the soil. This type of fungi serves an important ecological role in degrading dead plant material and in recycling nutrients and carbon for reuse by other types of plants. Other mushrooms are parasites, which means they feed on the living tissue of trees and other plants. This type of mushroom causes brown and white rots of the sapwood or hardwood of various trees and is viewed as a kind of pest by timber growers. A mushroom is separated into several parts. There is the fruit body, cap, stem and roots. The color of mushroom's flesh is important in identifying the species to which it belongs. Another detail is the spore print, which can be obtained by pressing the mushroom cap on white paper. Another detail useful in identifying mushrooms is whether the stem is hollow, which requires the examination of a cross-section of the stem. HYPOTHESIS. I learned from my research that mushrooms are a type of plant. People feed some types of plants fertilizer as food to help them grow. It occurred to me that, if people also fertilized mushrooms, it might help them to grow too. I chose two fertilizers to use as mushroom food, ordinary plant fertilizer made from fish emulsion and cow manure. The fertilizers were my independent variables, water was my control, and the amount the mushrooms grew was my dependent variable. My hypothesis was that fertilized mushrooms would grow larger than mushrooms which were fed only water. I also wanted to see whether the mushrooms would like fish emulsion or cow manure better (surf and turf), but I did not have a hypothesis as to which would be better. DESCRIPTION OF THE EXPERIMENT. I bought two (2) elm oyster kits through the internet and called them block "A'" and block "B." As stated above, elm oysters are a species of saprobic mushrooms, which obtain their food from the soil the grow in. Each kit was a block of compacted sawdust with mushroom spores placed on or near the surface and with nutrients included to help the spores germinate. Each block was wrapped in a plastic bag to keep moisture in. Methodology. Mushrooms which grew on one half of block A would be fed only water (control), and mushrooms which grew on the other half of the block would be fed fish emulsion. Mushrooms which grew on one half of block B would be fed only water control), and mushrooms which grew on the other half of the block would be fed cow manure. I placed both kits by a window in my home where both blocks would remain at the same temperature and where each would receive approximately the same amount of indirect sunlight and no direct sunlight. I fed all the mushrooms on each block with a spray bottle once or twice a day at the same time. I always shook the bottles before spraying to be sure the fertilizers were properly mixed. I divided each block in half with a water-proof barrier made of cardboard covered with aluminum foil. On the advice of the seller of the kits, I decided to wait until the mushrooms were about 1 - 2 inches high to begin feeding them. I intended to begin feeding all the mushrooms at the same time. However, the mushrooms on block B began growing 4 days before buds appeared on block A. Therefore, I had to change my plan, and I started to feed the block B mushrooms 4 days earlier than I first fed the block A mushrooms. Since all mushrooms were fed from the time they were about 2 inches high, and all were fed for the same amount of time (8 days), I do not think this change affected the results. The fish emulsion mist that I used was made from liquid "Alaska Fish Fertilizer" bought in a hardware store. I mixed 1/4 teaspoon of the fertilizer with 1 quart of water. This is about 1/3 of the recommended strength for fertilizing house plants. The fish emulsion contained the following ingredients: Total Nitrogen 5.0% ammoniacal nitrogen 0.50% water insoluble nitrogen 0.75% other water soluble nitrogen 3.75% Available Phosphoric Acid 1.0% Soluble Potash 1.0% Chlorine 4.0% Primary nutrients derived from fresh fish I got the cow manure from a family friend who raises cattle in Marietta, Georgia. I dissolved three tablespoons of manure in 1 quart of water and strained the liquid so the sprayer would not get clogged up. I had no way of finding out the chemicals which were in the manure or their concentrations. This turned out to be a weakness in my methodology. I measured the mushrooms with a ruler every day and wrote down the results in my log. I also wrote down my observations of the mushroom's growth and took pictures every few days. After the 10th day, the mushrooms appeared to be fully grown, so I harvested and weighed them, and compared the results. Observations. The block A mushrooms were 4 days behind the block B mushrooms, so there was no way to compare the growth of the 2 blocks during the time the mushrooms were growing. All the mushrooms from block B and the "water mushrooms" from block A grew at approximately the same rate after they were about 2 inches high (almost 1 inch each day!). I could not really tell by looking whether the water or fish fed mushrooms from block B were growing faster, but after I began feeding 1/2 the block A mushrooms cow manure, it definitely appeared to me that the cow manure mushrooms fell behind the water fed mushrooms. The cow manure mushrooms did not look as healthy as the water fed mushrooms. The water fed mushrooms from both block A and B grew at about the same rate and reached the same height (about 6 - 6_ inches). Although the water fed and fish fed mushrooms from block B reached about the same height, the fish fed mushrooms seemed to have thicker stems, and when the mushrooms were weighed, the fish fed mushrooms outweighed the water fed mushrooms by 0.8 ounces (7.7 ounces to 6.9 ounces), or by 11.6%. On the other hand, the manure fed mushrooms appeared to have a bad reaction to the fertilizer. They were visibly smaller than the water fed mushrooms (5 inches vs. 6 inches), and weighed less (2.9 ounces to 4 ounces). The experiment also showed that there was a difference between the growth of the control (water) mushrooms of the two blocks (4 ounces vs. 6.9 ounces). This indicates that it is not possible to make direct comparisons between the growth of different blocks. The data obtained from my observations is set forth in the table included with this report and in the graph in the display. [Data not included online] CONCLUSION. My hypothesis was partially confirmed and partially contradicted. The fish emulsion spray seemed to help the mushrooms which received it grow larger than the water fed control group. On the other hand, the cow manure spray clearly inhibited the growth of the mushrooms on block A as soon as it was applied. Although it is possible to conclude that the cow manure spray is not a good fertilizer for mushrooms, I think there is also the possibility that the spray I used was too potent and may have burned the mushrooms. This experiment would have been better if I had been able to test the chemicals in the manure. Also, I believe a good future experiment would be to use the same methodology I used in this one, but feed mushrooms various concentrations of cow manure spray to see if the amount of cow manure in the spray has an effect."