I only have a blond mohawk because of bad genetics.... see I have thin(fine sounds better) I have fine hair and it's really straight, so it looks like I'm going bald, but I'm not, it's always looked like that. So I get it blonded so it's less obvious (illogical, but it works)I used to have reeeeeeally long luxurious hair, I could sit on it. It took a bit of getting used to going from 3.5 feet to near bald. I cut it off and sold it to a wigshop in Oxford street, so it was probably used by some drag queen.
What is a postmodern hippie? Are there postpostmodern hippies? What of minimalist hippies, and abstract hippies? "You abstract hippie!" Sounds funny.