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Yeah, I went for that too. There will be blood if MCA's autograph isn't included.

So there's this game called Dragon's Dogma being developed by Capcom and coming out soon. It's a singleplayer open-world RPG. I can't say I cared about it at all before, but these videos have put me somewhat on the fence: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrCiV4LOYk4 Seems kind of like an open-world Demon's Souls/Dark Souls or something. Since there's a few console peasants at Obs, this should be of interest (I just wish it had co-op! Bah) Capcom does do quality PC ports, so who knows.

That last thread had a better ending than ME3.

Buy Anachronox.

I'm overweight because I eat a lot.

High-five, Malcador! Mission accomplished!

500! GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAL!!!!!!

HURRY UP GET TO 500 BEFORE GORTH LOCKS THIS

Konichiwa aridesu domo kotsukurei amatsudu yoritomori haitokurino shotai (Konichiwa means hello in Japanese)

Are we going to get warnings again ;___;

Shut up, I was almost made a mod today. First thing I'm doing when I'm a mod is ban you.

What's wrong with you? I got banned for less than that before.

What the crap? You're an idiot. EDIT: Jolly crap, why did you post a picture of your face??

BTW buy Anachronox, it's gud. But play it on easy. The combat is horrible. Still has a better ending than ME3 LOL

How do we know we really exist? You don't need a reason to help people. One day, I will be queen. TO BE FORGOTTEN IS WORSE THAN DEATH

YOU stop wasting post. We need to write something constructive before 500.

Sounds like a challenge to me!

No one thought about changing the thread title after over a year and a half?

I can't believe you guys allowed Blank to be a DM. Last session Eldar hosted, I went out of my way to get him killed. 'Accidently' threw him into a river where a ravenous creature was about to eat him. Stupid Nick had to ruin it by rescuing him, that piece of crap.

Hi, Could I be made a mod? I've been an upstanding member of this forum since 2004, surely I deserve some recognition, no? I've been away for a little while, and now I notice Tale is a mod. If he can do it, so can I, right?

This thread title is dumb.

http://www.baldursgate.com/news/2012/03/15/announcing-baldurs-gate-enhanced-edition/ http://twitter.com/#!/trentoster

Turn-based party-based RPG? Sign me up! I pledged 65 for the cloth map! Maybe I should start a Kickstarter for my janitor RPG.

Please please please please make a janitor RPG. It would be a dream come true. Think about it. You could start off with just a standard mop, and as you defeat rats/villains, you'd level up and get access to newer fancier mops. This is just brainstorming, but here are a few quick examples: a two-headed mop, which grants the player the ability to mop twice as much in the same timespan; or an automatic mop, which would drain less stamina per mopping area; a laser-guided mop, which would increase your to-hit ratio; or water and soap, which would allow the mop to remove dirt from the floors, etc. There are so many possibilities, this thing could basically write itself. The setting would allow for a vast number of possible locales; schools, fast food chains, Iraq, etc. You could also have underwater sequences where the player needs to mop areas under the sea. You'd be trying to mop the sea floor, while fighting off sharks and crabs and stuff and also having to swim back up for air (maybe a diving suit as DLC) - it'd create a great sense of urgency. Maybe in the final level, you could be on a spaceship and some of the other astronauts find some dirt on some of the controls and can't navigate properly, so you have to quickly dust it off before the shuttles crashes into the sun. Meanwhile, you'd have alien space pirates boarding and trying to keep you from doing your job. It'd be party-based, of course. You'd recruit characters throughout your journey. A student in detention, a disgrunted fast-food employee, a talking dolphin, etc. You'd have different classes; mark 1 janitor, mark 2 janitor, mark 3 janitor, dolphin, astrophysicist. So, they'd all have different abilities like mop, critical hit: mop, make cute dolphin noises to distract enemies. So in the space shuttle defense, you could have the janitor mopping off the dirt off the controls, while the dolphin was distracting the pirates and the astrophysicist was backstabbing them with large physics books, and the marine would be blasting them with shotguns. The game would have destructible environments, so s/he'd be shooting off parts of the shuttle too. The janitor would then have to mop all the broken pieces back together so that the spaceship doesn't fall apart. This is the perfect setting. RPG players love to grind. This is the perfect opportunity for them to grind. What's more tedious than mopping floors? NOTHING. This is the perfect grind. Oh, also add in motion controls for the mopping.

Okay, okay, the jig is up. *removes mask* I am Tim Cain.