Oh my god, thanks for the link - the technology articles are pure gold considering that they call themselves "IT-professionals."
Ubuntu/Linux:
WiFi:
A Wi-Fi base-station is more-usually called an ‘airport’, [b]the first ever Airport was made by Apple computer because they needed a more effective method of distributing liberal pro-abortion videos around their Cupertino campus.[/b] According to leading scientists, having an Airport in your home could expose your children to harmful radiation.
When African evangelicals called to ask what to do with OLPC laptops which have been corrupted by pornography, [b]my simple advice was to burn every affected device, plus any that may have been within WiFi - range of infected machines.[/b] I explained that porn is like a virus and WiFi provides unlimited means of infection. Sadly the children are now without their laptops, but on the positive side, none of them will ever again be subjected to the temptation of an unfiltered WiFi connection.
Apple:
Games/Gaming:
[b]Metapod: is one of the rarest and most powerful Pokemons.[/b] It is surely no coincidence that it is crescent shaped, like the crescent-moon the Muslims worship. This is burka-clad pokeman is an advert for children to turn away from Jesus Christ, as the player who can evolve the most Pokemons into Islamofascist Metapods is at an advantage.
Jigglypuff: The only pokeman to be “gay” and “out” - [b]Jigglypuff’s trademark move is to sing songs which entice characters into a drug-like trance of sexual debauchery.[/b] This ultra-liberal pokeman says “It’s Okay to be Gay”.
Video games systems like Nintendo’s “Playstation” are marketed at kids.