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Darth Osiris

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  1. Mira. Surely I dont need to explain...
  2. What he said^. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> jodo kast, you are truly wise.
  3. It would be an interesting place to live, though.
  4. Well, why not? They are nice and shiny, not to mention they are worth more than your average soldiers equipment.
  5. You mean this? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Does anyone know what the huge structure in the backround in the top- left is?
  6. I always thought I was unique... Oh well, what are you going to do? I only found the cyan crystal twice. The first time I found it on the corpse of one of the sith dudes in the Trayus academy, though what the hell he was doing with it I'll never know... And the second time Samhan Dobo was selling it. Then the game crashed. It hates me...
  7. I dont want to know how Malak would look with his original jaw... Perhaps if he hadnt lost his jaw, he wouldnt have worn the scary orange spandex, which could only be a good thing.
  8. The selkath would get my vote. I'd like nothing more than to fry every single selkath in a giant frying thing.
  9. Malak was the toughest. Which is saying quite a bit as he was easy to kill...
  10. Revan: Whats with the meatbag reference? HK-47: You programmed me to say so master. When Malak asked me what I thought of him, I informed him of his meatbag status. He was not amused. Revan: So Malak was the original meatbag? I like that idea. HK-47: Of course you do, master. You did then, aswell. That was a definate classic. Jolee was definately a close second.
  11. The lightside usually. I only play ds for the endings, or when I'm really pissed off...
  12. I refuse to follow the path of the dark side. It goes against everything I believe in.
  13. On kotor 2 I usually wear the Gray Jedi robes, even if I have better robes. On KOTOR, the Qel Droma robes until I get the Star Forge robes.
  14. The better the weapon is, the more fun it is to wipe scum out.
  15. You can create Darth Revans robes (hood down) on deck 2 of the star forge, if you went dark. If you chose the path of the light you will create star forge robes, which have the same defence bonus as the Qel droma robes, plus some other stat stuff. I think it gives a +5 wisdom bonus, though I can never really be bothered getting that far any more.
  16. Usually silver, until I get my hands on the cyan crystal. Hang on... am I the only one? Woo- hoo!
  17. The b****y "freeze upon entering new area" glitch. At one point it was so bad the game was virtually unplayable. It only happened after peragus, though...
  18. HK-47. He seems to match me perfectly. Except I may take it a tad too far.....
  19. The Night Santa Went Crazy Down in the workshop all the elves were making toys For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath From his beard to his boots he was covered WITH ammo Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye "Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!" The night Santa went crazy The night Saint Nick went insane Realized he'd been getting the raw deal Something finally must've snapped in his brain Well the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger Then he picked up a flamethrower and he barbecued Blitzen Then he took a big bite and said "It tastes just like chicken!" The night Santa went crazy The night Kris Kringle went nuts Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole Without stepping in reindeer guts There's the National Guard and the FBI There's a van from the Eyewitness News And helicopters circling 'round in the sky Now the bullets are flying the body count's rising And everybody
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