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astr0creep

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Everything posted by astr0creep

  1. This is like asking which is the best devellopper: Obsidian or Id.
  2. If a Strawman falls in a forest does it make a sound? More importantly: Is it its function to fall? Even more importantly: Is it safe before falling, during the fall or after? Uberimportantly: If a Strawman falls in the forest does it trigger a nucular explosion?
  3. Would "secure" and "better controlled" be better words?
  4. Nah. It's the brick walls that sometimes feel like they're being banged against a Hades.
  5. Tardis Rider
  6. Are you just being obtuse for the sake of stirring things up? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I prefered before the edit Alan.
  7. And yet, you can take a sharp knife and holster it... "
  8. Shut up, Astro, I'm trying to delay the inevitable. Ok, my initial assessment was a tad bit off. It was late. I was tired. I saw "safe", which is part of the word safer, and "nuke". The two words seemed awfully wrong together. I responded with what would make sense with those two words. I'm sorry. It probably will happen again. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> For the record, my first thought when reading the title was the same as yours. I glanced over the quote and then Pixies' argument made me cry with its cold hard calculated truth. :">
  9. Has anyone ever seen the original movie? Ben Affleck is in there!
  10. LoneWolf, stop your nitpicking and admit that you were wrong.
  11. Whats your point? That's exactly what I said. 3 heel taps don't send you to Oz. You like repeating stuff? You like repeating stuff? You like repeating stuff? You like repeating stuff? You like repeating stuff? You like repeating stuff? You like repeating stuff? :D
  12. Joining your heels 3 times doesn't send you to Oz.
  13. I pretty sure most things grow faster during sleep. Lets the jokes begin! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> What jokes? Oh you mean peeenis jokes! Hahaha you funneh Cumtwat!
  14. Just learned this and I have to quote it: "Beard grows fastest during sleep." :D EDIT: Oh yeah it's quoted from a Surreptishus post in the shaving thread.
  15. It's invincible, not youcan'thurtmyfeelingscible.
  16. An invincible video right here. No, it ain't porn.
  17. Hello, I have infused this thread with an ancient and mysterious magic(i.e. Love) that prevents the all mighty Mods from closing or deleting it. They can't even post in it! Hahahahahaha! So post absolutely anything you want and it will be seen and enjoyed by all, even the most perverted of us. Hahahahahahahaha CONTEST: Anyone who manages to break my spell receives a pseudo cookie! Go posters go! EDIT: The topic is uh... INVINCIBILITY! What is invincible? I say my bottom front teeth because all men in my familly have the same teeth that NEVER breaks or drops or loosens up and it follows us all the way down in our grave.
  18. Just finished a baloney sandwich. The meat, not the phonyness.
  19. I happen to know that on Obsidian's forums you can't correctly write "Pen1s" but ass is fine.
  20. I'm under legal contract not to reveal that information. However I can promote Guinness World Records for no compensation whatsoever.
  21. I personnally know the guy who has the world's smallest pen1s according to Guinness World record. It's useless because I'm not gay and he could kick my ass.
  22. Let's not forget Republic Commando. Short but

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