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Surreptishus

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  1. The aura works like force sight, it allows you to see through walls, very useful for sneaking.
  2. I havent seen Red Eye yet, but i want to because I love Rachel Macadams.
  3. Was it wrong of me to be slightly turned on when teh first lady started ripping off her clothes to get the card?
  4. All pro bodybuilders "abuse" themselves. Don't kid yourself into thinking otherwise. Grunting and groaning? Maybe there's a show off element, but to be honest its hard not emit some kind of grunt when lifting a heavy weight at the end of a set. However i do think excessive grunting is stupid as you are expending energy that could be otherwise focussed into the lift. Ahhnuld had a good story about an idiot grunter...
  5. I suppose its cool that a guy won a internet competition. I am more jealous of the guy who came up with the idea to sell pixels as ad space.
  6. Joker accidentally knitted himself into a sweater!! It was unseasonably warm so Joker started to sweat profusely. Seeing his chance Supes broke out of the woollen cage and used his heat vision to turn up the temperature on the Joker. Things were getting dangerously hot when all of a sudden...
  7. Well it was pretty easy to switch between 1st and 3rd person view. Go to first to take the shot, switch back to 3rd to run away, possibly switching to melee at the same time.
  8. feel free to join in, other people.
  9. and he was wearing Kryptonite lipstick!! The Joker laughed as Superman crashed to the ground, then he pulled out his...
  10. It is the most sensuous kiss Superman has ever experienced. Each superhero passioantely embraces the other, their souls unifying. The experience goes to Superman's head and he starts to feel a little dizzy, a little too dizzy...
  11. I made my toreador a gunslinger because Auspex gave her excellent firearms skills. The magnum is awesome.
  12. Batman drops the bracelets, both he and Supes go to pick them up but bump their heads on the way down. They rub their heads and laugh then they stare into each others eyes intently and lean in close to one another when suddenly...
  13. ...he uses his x-ray vision to sterilise Batman, thus ensuring he has no heir. Outraged, Batman retaliates by...
  14. Do you mean the ones wher you have to work out how to open each door? Do you have link to any good ones?
  15. That is not an indication of quality.
  16. Grilling food may raise carcinogen levels in food. Steamed food is best! Really pedantic i know...
  17. All those nerds in the same place... wow. If they got a virus the internet would be dead.
  18. Lead characters being killed is always good but i guess Jack would still be there at the end of the day. I never realised he was such a badass. Will watch ep 3 now.
  19. Text based? Ok now i think eddo should be banned. :angry:
  20. but why ban? all he does is make a retardo-topic now and again.
  21. After watching the 2nd ep i say it looks like Die Hard 2.
  22. Maybe I'm just wierd, but I enjoy Everwood. Angel was all right, but with no Charisma Carpenter..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If i wasn't so manly i would have shed a tear during her last episode. Angel had the best epsiodes in the last season.
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