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OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN

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  1. Hmmm. I must bring in reinforcements! I bite my thumb at you sirs!
  2. *Whistles and spits into a can*
  3. Blashemy! But I suppose Jennifer Lopez might agree.... As for the rest, oh my god, doing that would make my children's eyes bleed, and make them vomit from every orifice from their body as their copies of Seinfeld and cans of Pepsi and their Neopolitan Ice cream was taken away and House Party 4 was put on... Dastardly...
  4. I suppose I shall see the movie, but I must admit, i haven't read the book :"> , so I hope it doesn't bear a striking resemblance to Signs. Hey, it was either War of the Worlds, or I, Cladius...
  5. I suppose I will contribute. Ahhh, the uselessness, it burns! P.S. Pepsi is better than Coca Cola.
  6. Oh, no! I was thinking of the less paraded about use of the word! Now everything thinks I engage in sexual relations with other men...instead of just being happy... Wait, what's the difference? :ph34r:
  7. I also liked the way Lee showcased the Hulk film...very nice like. And Kevin Smith is definitely gay, How could you not be, with a hot wife and alot of money from good movie making. I would be extremely gay.
  8. I guess I'm in...
  9. Can fire lead bullet/arrows. Note my name: OLD SKOOL, like an old fool that's so cool...
  10. That being said, I am deeply sorry, and I wanna feel you...I mean I feel for you...unless you're into that type of stuff...
  11. I must concur, the only person that could have beaten Macey was the shark from Deep Blue Sea, but we all know that doesn't count, cause that movie made me vomit. But at least it wasn't as bad as House Party 4. I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU! YOU ARE MINE NOW, YOU BELONG TO ME!
  12. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children; and I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." GET YOUR ASS TO MARS!
  13. Palpatine was not manipulating this time. I've said it once before and thenceforth I will leave it with you. Nobody beats Jules Windu. Shut the **** up, fat man Palpatine!
  14. Stormtroopers, easily. Look at that Pelvic Protection!
  15. I'd go more along the lines of Reel Big Fish's We're not Happy till you're not Happy as the best. But I am a sucker for their band so...
  16. Because it usually did in K1, but Obsidian helped to soothe the problem in the second coming.
  17. Well, let us check the filter. Bad Mother****er. Hmmmm. Now let us see what kaftan's sig shall do. ****sucker **** **** **** Dego Kike **** **** **** Spick Cumguzzler Whore Wop Retard **** Rimjob Yep, Kaftan's getting banned.
  18. I believe it's the Somebody Else's Problem Shield. Or Field. I shan't remember.
  19. I din't read through that whole stuff, mainly because I can't read, but here were my thoughts. "Nooooooooooo!" was just plain retarded. "ONLY the Sith deal in absolutes." Battles were very nice. Order 66? 666? Devil? Mace Windu shouldn't have tryed to execute Palpatine, or he would have his life, but in my heart, I know Mace schooled Palpatine like a little second grade bitch. Padme was quite oily the first half of the movie but was freaking hot when she was dead. Is necrophilia outlawed in SW? Yoda tapped into the DS didn't he? Or was he just blocking Palpatine's force lightning? I think the first because they showed a close up of his eyes, and then Yoda ran, so that's what I thought, but some others think different. Obi Wan slaughtered that fool Anakin, just like that punk deserved. Chewbacca was the best part of the movie.
  20. It didn't have as much of an impact as Forrest Gump. I cried alot during that movie. I never ever ever cried when I saw Titanic.
  21. SW is pure light and dark with some murky. The creatures were proved to be evil, or at least that's what I recall, therefore, if the force willed it so, they could be executed.
  22. Well, if you had lived life to the fullest (No male enhancement jokes please), as they say, dont you think you would be happy? I would. If there is something: YES! If there isn't:... If there is eternal damnation because you weren't of the faith: Damnit! At least I was able to do all that cool stuff before. If there is eternal damnation because you weren't of the faith but you were still a good charitabe person: Bummer. Life really isn't fair, but at least I got to do all those other things. Notice how I am regurgitating all that stuff you were told as a kid?
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