OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN

written by Ed Wood

None. I make everything by myself...except for goat cheese, but they have great customer service so...

Directed by Uwe Boll.

I can't see the future so...

Noooooooooo!

Yes I do see a theme. A sickening theme. A sickening yet slightly arousing theme.

In the GTA series, you can pretty much put a whole army and their artillery in your pants...

Would you like it to be?

Are you so homosexually predisposed that you would like to admit that you have shagged a man?

The sheer power and applicability of this Spam gun is astonishing... Uoouo. Very pretty. Would prefer a silencer though...so I can reenact parts from SOCOM...

Hey, don't be sad, when you spam to get to Level 5 like me, you'll get them...

Hmmm... I think I need more information... Because if I woke up as Jessica Alba, I would probably find Jessica Biel and totally make out with her, but if I woke up as Jessica Biel, I'd probably find Jessica Alba and make out with her... See, each difference affects the outcome...

I prefer the Pest's quotes... "Good luck to you, too. Well, actually, I take that back. I hope you don't do well at all. Now that I think about it, I hope you get violated by pig-monkey men in the woods." What a movie...

Nope, these are guns... Sorry, I just love using that picture...

Funny, I prefer to call it the Sphere of Fear...

I can't believe this vulnerable yet powerful weapon wasn't mentioned... And I thought this was a forum inhabited with some SW geeks/fans/freaks/hobos...

As long as it's not The Outsiders... *shudder* *cries*

God.

Read? Pffft. Reading is for literate people. Anyhoo, I recently read Fahrenheit 451 for the very fourth time(can I get some props in the fizzorum?), and right now I'm trying to get into Nostromo, but it's either the writing style of the fact that I just got a life that's keeping me from engorging myself within it, like a flowered daisy that yearns for the moon...ahem...

I despise that kid. But good work.

So it's whatever weapon you want? Hmmmmm. I'll show it to you....in ACTION!!!! Are you ready for this? Ahhhhhhh!

Ahhh, I'm not worried...so long as they kill female villains off senselessly...

Uh-oh. Vin Diesel is trying to make a name for himself again...time to bring in Arnold... AHEHHA! THE AUIR! IS SO HEAVY!

...at sucking. WHO IS YER DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Noooooooooo! My own joke against me! I"LL BE BACK!!