OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN

What was that newspaper in So I Married An Axe Murderer? The one the mother called "The Paper"? Was that the weekly world?

I'll derail your face. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I'll be waiting. With your mum. And the new Dawn of the Dead with Ving Rhames? That movie had it's good parts. Good body parts. Get it?

How dare you let such a quality thread go to the second page. Damn you.

Define "too crazy".

Haha. I need to take a page from you dear sir.

If you two don't shut up then I'll did the both of ya!

The Handmaiden...if she gives me a HAND! HAAHHAHAHAHAAH

Ouch! Is the Highlander in the film? Am I the Highlander? Oh, my dear Frylock, the Highlander, was a documentary...

HAHA AWESOME! But what about a metrosexual vampire?

I love you guys again. Except you Krookie! Beverly Mantooth is a Saint!

That's what she said! Man do I derail.

How so?

Hmmm well I want one like his. But better. And manlier.

Attention Jaguars! Do you remember? WHO IS YOUR DADDY AND WHAT DOES HE DO? And I HATE all of you! As of now!

Fugly girls need lovin too. And I was six when I wrote that she was hot. Come on, get with the times.

Or more like... I suck Ice Cubes! Come in a yay haw!

Hahah I missed you guys... You guys make me laff... Ella Enchanted? She was hot on the cover if you noticed....

I thought it was about if the curtain matched the drapes... You KNOW?

You guys and girls and pixies know the rules. And START!

They are charming and caring when you meet them... but they only want what all the others want... your self respect!

That's not what... Damnit! You see bok? Do you SEE?

I don't perform well under pressure!

Of course not. The timing, the money. It was a coincidence.

HAHAH, for a second there I thought he was talking about being Chinese. And they had Joe Montana for Christ's sake. He was a man's man, how could a city that had him be gay?

You're right if you tell me what role I'm playing. Aw what the heck, you're right anyways fella.