Krookie

Basically, a bride that is sold through the mail to a man. Often from less economically successful countries. For some, the end result is the 21st century equivalent of slavery and for others the end result is the express queue to visa/citizenship in more affluent countries (where they dump their "spouses" right after the mandatory duration of the partnership to acquire such papers). you know, I that's what I assumed but I didn't think they were...........real.

what exactly is a mail order bride?

His contract is up after the 2013 season. So..............................yeah. anyway, it's time for Malkin to get on his own team and show us what he's capable of (i.e. the 09 season)

Not if it lets them bring Jagr back

http://www.hockeybuzz.com/blog/Mike-Augello/MALKIN/120/36632 holy hell. malkin leaving pittsburgh? maybe it's time for him to hop out of crosby's shadow. would also make sense as it would free up room for the jagr-return

see now, this is your problem. I never said you claimed an "either/or" situation. you turn everything everyone else says into your own flamebait and then take it. it's impossible to have a conversation that involves anything you say because you instantly think your being attacked.

and dont forget he didn't do anything in the playoffs

trading away your best D-man who's like 36 or 37 now vs. trading away your two biggest offensive threats? not much of a difference in levels of intelligence

Philly's dumb. They needed a goalie but to give away arguably your two best players? seems like a bad move. IMO they should have traded an aging but stable d-man (cough timmonen, pronger) and maybe a youngster other than JVR and a draft pick for good goalie. also, is bryzgolov even worth all they got rid of for him? I dont know much about him.

booze is cool, acid and shrooms too don't want people smoking though cause that's just annoying for everyone else who has to inhale it cocaine is just to hardcore so that's a no go also

No! I want Drury for the Devils! I'd love to see that guy come and play in NJ. We're set for offense, we need a strong checking line center and we're golden. Zajac can't fill that role anymore, he's too good.

kor what's that guys deal? why didn't he play for them?

Yeah man! Fight the power! Anarchy for life! What a bunch of losers

ew

Vancouver played awfully, but you gotta give Thomas a lot of credit. He set a record for most saves in a Cup Final. That says something. edit: as far as rioting when you lose...it's just like having a temper tantrum. get over yourselves, you suck and you lost. cry at home.

Replayed Mass Effect in anticipation of the third...holy crap is this game not as great as I remembered. The controls are super bad and the level design is just boring.

i hope the devils can get back to the playoffs after ALL THESE YEARS. but really, this was the first season I couldn't watch my team in the playoffs and it was so sad :'( I know Kovy has a big season in him next year. 40 goals from him. 35 from soon-to-be-made captain zach parise. and elias will benefit from both and finish with 50+ points. at least thats how I'm going to dream about it tonight.

and the 17 goals they put up in TD garden LOL and did you just say the stanley cup is fixed?

35 save shutout for Thomas seemed fitting for tonight

scoreboard edit: hehehe luongo put that one in his own net!

just covering all my bases

i may be wrongly assuming this was directed at me but if you can't take a joke in a joke thread for what it is worth (which is a joke...) then you probably don't belong in this thread to begin with

That was uncalled for. Also, we care enough to be conservative - that should tell you a lot. yeah, just kidding. kind of. but this old girl just aint what she used to be.