Dark Moth

Well, so far he doesn't seem to be like the other Hades. Already a plus.

Force lightning! There can be no other.

Because I like you, I'm going to let you live for saying that.

Yeah, thankfully I have yet to dress up as any of my favorite fantasy characters for something other than Halloween.

Obviously neither of those guys have read 1984.

Blue. NO, yellAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

Watch me Burn is really CoF! Didn't see that one coming! [/sarcasm] Oh, and +50 TOMBS points to kirottu for the totally awesome t-shirt. And an extra +50 points to Draken Fett for the review.

Rob Zombie - Dragula

I'd add these two: 1. Did you help out the Steelers in the Superbowl? And most importantly: 2. What do women want?

I'm hypnotized by it.

The Boys from Brazil Don't know if anyone here has seen that, but it involves a neo-nazi society trying to take over the world by producing hundreds of Hitler-clones and trying to raise them in similar circumstances (such as killing off all their fathers).

Someone seriously needs to do a report for lovewolf. Seriously.

Okay, sure. But I think it's only fair Chu does it. Lazy areshole never does anything on these forums.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City soundtrack Love Fist, oh yeah.

I don't know, julian. Is it? ^_^

Take a look at this article, and remember it the next time you want to get ice at a fast-food restaurant. ^_^ http://channels.netscape.com/whatsnew/defa...y=20060319-0630 Plus, the girl who did this science project is only twelve years old. Gotta hand it to her.

It's kind of surprising how seriously some women take trying to get the perfect "Barbie figure". Actually, I did see this one interesting article which told what Barbie would be like if she were a real person. Apparently, she'd be over 7 feet tall, have a very long neck and an abnormally thin waist. If I can find it, I'll dig it up. Or somebody could just google it.

Believe me, I had no hand in it. Somebody beat me to it. <_<

Okay, I'm going to follow julianw's format for this one. The subject of this review is julianw Intelligence: average. Wits: average. Charisma: awesome Will: terrible (fight? here? run away!) Manipulation: weak (Palpatine would frown) Kindness: like, totally awesome. Totally! Artful dodging: excellent (stealth mastah) Flaming: let's be serious here. Flirting: average (makes good attempts, might come out with a black eye occasionally) Humor: good (good humor, humor good. works both ways) Kung-fu: poor (A man of peace, now. He's done killing) Nannying: dysmal Spamming: pathetic Trolling: If Hades had an opposite, he'd be a good candidate Thread creation: fair. Rebutting: good Julianw is a guy whom almost anyone can approach. He's definitely one of the nicest posters on these boards, if not also one of the most open-minded. He has a deep-seated respect for people of all faiths and beliefs. Good for him. Julianw also seems to be someone who tends to see the good side of almost anything and anybody, and he's optimistic almost by default! As far as kindness goes, he's a champ. Chuck Norris only refrained from round-house kicking someone once, and that was by julianw's request. And as a fellow art-lover and Bastila fan, the reviewer gives him a few extra points for that. All things considered, the reviewer is definitely glad to be able to call julianw friend. Woo-hoo!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Shenanigans! -1000 TOMBS points for lame editing.

Yes, but that was when T.O.M.B.S. was starting to lapse into stagnation and nobody was contributing anymore (except for spam). So -1000 points for being over-assumptive.

Muso, I was going to do one for you before you stormed out on us! I think I'll do you after julian. How 'bout it?

We have our first point reduction for Volume 5! -1000 T.O.M.B.S. points from pixies for necroposting.

Niiiice. I've always been partial to werebears myself.

Of course you're forgiven, julian! But just for that, I won't do a review for you.