meanwhile at mcdonalds i've been testing if people are actually listening to me when they order drive through:
me:"THank you for choosing mcdonalds, where we make pigs fly, how can I help you?
or "thank you for choosing mcdonalds, where there is no spoon, how can I help you?
"thank you for choosing mcdonalds, this is superman how can I help you?"
also I've had somthing like that "foot or six inch" happen but with our salads/premium sandwiches... instead of lenght its crispy or grilled chicken.
also I hate people who are boggled at the idea that the drink is priced seperately from the food so that I can swap drinks to whatever I want. (i've had several customers curse at me about that)