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jodo kast 5

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  1. Damn it, now look what you've done!Ive lost a bet thanks to you Gabs *raises fist* Damn you!! BW @ pics
  2. Go get a cane, what the hell do you want from me j/k
  3. To bad I can't say the same about you... "
  4. Don't get me confused around with you kiddo, now get back to those Math problems and let the big boys play.
  5. Your wasting time, Lord Turkey Neck will not stand for this :D .....
  6. Calm the hell down ,sister!The more time they work on K3 the better the gameplay will be , they'll announce it alright just give em' time. EDIT:And besides, petitions and 'rampages' don't really catch the company's interest so it's pointless And Halo rocks, Master Chief beats starwars in my opinion.
  7. So what do you think happened to him?
  8. 15.Or Owen and Beru keep Cleig locked in the basement of their place. They give him daily amounts of blue milk and cheeto's to sustain nurishment. Basically he just sits there and mumbles to himself while reading a steady diet of alien space porn. 16:Or:I'm dead son, just accept it.
  9. 11.He died in ahorrible anti-gravity wheelchair accident, accident or so Watto would have you believe. 12.Actually Cliegg and Jira the fruit seller hooked up and moved to a retirement village in Florida. She spends afternoon playing sabaacc with her woman's club while Cliegg tells everyone he lost his leg to a great white shark. 13.Maybe when Obi-Wan brings the baby in ROTS. Cliegg was taking a crap. A one-legged crap too:After I lost my leg i just couldn't crap anymore.. 14.Unless Luke innocently and accidentally took his Uncle out on a hunting trip. "I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters." Were they womp rates Luke, were they???
  10. 7.Owen: YOU'VE TURNED BERU AGAINST ME! Cliegg: Your greed and lust for power have already done that! Owen: I have brought peace, justice, freedom, and security to my new farm! Cliegg: Your new farm? Owen: Don't make me kill you. Cliegg: I'll do what I must. Owen: YOU WILL TRY. 8.Cliegg was tired of just sitting around while the Clone Wars raged on. "I'm no cripple, I can still fight!" Cliegg complained. To shut him up, Owen booked him on a flight to Kashyyyk, where, amazingly, Cliegg single-handedly destroyed 320 battle droids, three droid gunships, and one tank droid. When Order 66 was issued, Cliegg was confused by what was going on and just wandered off into the Wookiee forest. Some say he still lives there. So remember, Wookiee kids, don't venture too far into the forest, because old man Lars and his Ghost Leg like to eat little children who disobey their parents. Or something. 9.In his post-Shmi years, Cliegg retired and let Owen run the farm. Free from moisture farming, Cliegg was able to return to his true passion: Podracing. He stopped watching the sport and became the second human ever to race a pod. Technically, it wasn't a "pod" racer because Cliegg just used his chair and held onto the engine cables with his hands. Tragically, his life was cut short when, after two successful laps at the Boonta Eve Race, he was picked off by a Tusken sniper. Those tuskens walk like men, but they're vicious, mindless monsters. 10.Cleigg is really Grevious, this would explain the cough. Not many people know Cleig was a 4 pack a day camel straight guy
  11. Well here is my opinions what i think happened to Cliegg: 1.He probably died when he realized what a coward he was for not being able to accomplish in a month what the young Anakin did in 5 minutes. I know, I know, Anakin was a Jedi, and Cliegg was nearly an old drunk homeless guy. 2.He died in an unlikely, yet still horrible, white milk incident. Owen and Beru were so heartbroken by it; they switched to and drank nothing but blue milk from that moment on. 3.Greedo came to visit Cliegg about some outstanding gambling debts payments. Cliegg shot first but missed. 4.He was destroyed... by the Empire. 5.On his way back into the house, he accidentally pressed the accelerator on his hoverchair and flew into that giant courtyard pit the Lars have.
  12. well said. many things in kotor 1 were like the OT. starforge - death star vader - malak anyway, you can say that Malak is dumb, but can you say that he's dumber that the other perso in the game?? I think not <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Have to agree there, now, if this was who were the stupidest characters where in both k1 or k2, i'd pick the Vulkars who challenged Calo Nord, morons got themselves killed because they thought they were tough because they belonged to some pathetic street gang, idiots.
  13. What do I hate about Malak?That he's dumber than a box of rocks.
  14. Hey Eldar, what happened?Last time i saw you you were a mod?
  15. Almost, they tried that concept with republic commando, eventhough that was an FPS. Who would like to play a Star Wars RPG without Jedis or Sith? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No Jedi? I won't get it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Bounty Hunter 2 for Xbox with Boba Fett as the PC, now i would definately buy that! (w00t)
  16. Why the hell are you going to buy an M4? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> If you had bothered to read the whole post you would have known.
  17. Shoulda left the 'pretend' part out because they naturally are " ......
  18. I don't, because i can't, i only have the Xbox version.
  19. I'll take that as my answer also
  20. Go back to my post to see how.
  21. Recently, you have begun to remind me of a member who once posted quite frequently here. Her nick was Alexia. Don't worry DL, you'll always be smarter than half the men(Not including me) on these forums in my book <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Dont flatter yourslelf, Jizz. It only makes you look pompous and arrogant in addition to your previously established lack of mental clarity and maturity. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Reported to the mods, and i salute you for your lack of mentality and stupidity with both of my middle fingers..... P.S. DL as well as some of the other people on these forums are obviously smarter than you
  22. Set Revan Male lightside while talking with Atton when you first meet Atton
  23. Don't worry DL, you'll always be smarter than half the men(Not including me) on these forums in my book
  24. What in hell caused it? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I don't know. Apparently they believe the explosion was over by a railyard, and hazmat teams are going in to investigate. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Great, just when it couldn't get any worse
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