Everything posted by Walsingham
- Where are you really from
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What you having for dinner tonight?
BANANA? You are wrong and must be stopped. Banana is delicious on a pizza, you must try it I would rather swear allegiance to the Champs Elysee and then urinate on the Queen.
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Weird News Stories
If you lived in a country that was under real military threat you would understand the significance of military service and the fact that women want to be soldiers wouldn't be an unusual thought for you We are all under threat. From Carnivorous hippos. And by 'we' I mean 'you'. And by 'carnivorous hippos' I mean 'me when drunk'.
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What you having for dinner tonight?
BANANA? You are wrong and must be stopped.
- What you did today
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Best Police in the World
I'm sorry, but can you clarify? I hate you. I know you do.
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Weird News Stories
And I'd like to be a hippo. A carnivorous hippo. But neither is going to actually happen. The thing about evil is that it necessitates contact with evil to fend it off. But this isn't something to get frantic about. You don't accuse cleaning of being pointless just because you tend to get dirty while carrying it out.
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InExile is plotting to ruin Torment by making it turn-based
I've given it some very serious thought and I think that voting on this would be a collossal mistake. What you are really advocating - albeit with good intentions - is shifting your user requirements after development has begun. Shifting user requirements after development has been planned and started is a recipe for disaster. You may think saying "Oh, but it has to work in real time." is OK to throw in. But that's what people think about "Oh, but it has to work on mobile devices." or "oh, but it has to have a tutorial component." Or "it has to be available for sale in Australia." They all sound innocuous, but they have multiple inferential links to architectures, coding, quality control, project management... I'm taking the trouble to explain this precisely because I believe you care and want a good delivery. And I'm telling you with the greatest possible kindly emphasis to shut the **** up.
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The littlest events
Bang on.
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What's on the idiot box... Part 2
Totally agree. Besides which, WTF is up with the Wile-E-Coyote notion used to negate the Daleks? It presupposes that the little flying bastards are directly lined up facing each other, and that they'll kill each other before realising anything has happened. And that none will escape. It's utterly laughable. I get annoyed by this because Dr Who appeals to smart kids. And we're using that open channel to 'teach' them complete balls.
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Weird News Stories
This really gave me a good laugh. Have some points or cookies or something. You sound very pious. It's not a desire to kill that's being proven. It's the right to shoulder the burden of doing so.
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What's on the idiot box... Part 2
We watched it, really enjoyed it. My only gripe is that YET AGAIN the writers use a magic deus ex machina solution to a complex goddamn problem. Dr Who's genocidal record is the only thing I thought was worthwhile in his bloody backstory. Children neither like nor want "And they all lived happily ever after." Pathetically weak adults just think they do.
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What you having for dinner tonight?
I am utterly convinced that you have different tastes depending on how often you've had to go to sleep hungry. I like hearty rib-sticking food, fat and savoury are my two favourites. A lot of European food is about making you feel full, not enlightening or flirting with you. To me, German cuisine is about that. I like it, when I've tasted it over here.
- Where are you really from
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Best Police in the World
I'm sorry, but can you clarify?
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What you did today
Had that thing, where you don't want to sleep, because sleep is like dying. Up, now. Really just cannot be arsed to go into work. This 'shop floor' time is ****ing ruining me as a manager, long term. I'm never going to be able to honestly discipline anyone ever again. "Simpkins, you're late!" "I know, sir." "I know, too, Simpkins. Here's a fiver. Just go to the pub, will you?"
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What you having for dinner tonight?
Bravo, sir. You wanted it, you got it. May we all be so lucky, today.
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What you having for dinner tonight?
And what if a person doesn't want MacD's but orders it anyway? How would you feel then That they aren't in control of their own mind. Clearly they want a reliable hit of sugary, fatty, meaty flavour, but aren't willing to accept it.
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Best Police in the World
Flori-duh again. Store owner probably should not have opted in for that zero -tolerance program, though he can't opt out now it seem The reason for making arrest for minor offenses is to get their information into the system. Just the other day I met a guy that was on his way to a court date for jaywalking on a parking lot, needless to say that he was black. Jaywalking in a parking lot?
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