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Maria Caliban

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  1. WoD: U R 2 cool 2 B 4gotten
  2. Suggestions for engine names: The Persephone Achromatic Lapidate Bordeaux NoWeAreNotMakingFallout3
  3. Leferd, I'd say you failed at not being flippant. I've already read Hero with a Thousand Faces, as well as The Power of Myth, The Hero's Journey, Myths to Live By, tMoG: Creative Mythology, tMoG: Oriental Mythology, and tMoG: Occidental Mythology. I've even watched the six hour interview with Bill Moyers. My point was, however, that your argument for KotOR being a ' direct homage to the original trilogy' is based on elements that are part of most fantasy tales. Elements you admit are part of every hero's journey.
  4. I think Prince of Persia had a flawless combat system.
  5. That's the plot of half the fantasy novels I've ever read..
  6. I loved that facet of the game. Sometimes I'd make up dialogue just before a battle. *sappy music starts playing* Viconia: There's something we need to talk about. Me: Yes? Viconia: It's about the new girl in the party. The wingless elf chick. Me: Isn't she nice? It's good to have a wizard again. Viconia: Yes, she's nice. She's too nice. She gets on my nerves and that voice. Me: Ahh, I'm sorry. Would you like me to help you work it out? Viconia: No, sweetie. I want you to kill her. Me: But Viconia, I can't! It would be wrong. Viconia: If you love me you'll do it. Me: But... Viconia: Just send her into the next room alone. It won't affect your alignment or anything. Me: But... Viconia: DON'T YOU 'BUT' ME! I'LL TURN MY ROMANCE GLOBAL TO ZERO SO FAST IT'LL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN! Me: *sheepishly* Ahhh, okay sweetie. Anything you want. *sappy music ends* *Elf girl prances into the other room and soon her death screams fill the air* *Screams end* *Sappy music begins* Me: Happy now, snookums? Viconia: Yes. Now about this paladin fellow that's always hanging around...
  7. Forget spiders, it's their cousins that are the true evil. Ticks and chiggers.
  8. Gunslinger, That's already been implemented. And since you've directed Akari to this thread, I'd like to take a moment to thank him for all the questions he's answered on this board and the general Sith board. Thank you for the time and energy you've given and the patience you've displayed.
  9. Ivan the Terrible" "Does that turn you on or creep you out?" Do I have to pick just one? Ivan: "If I were as drunk and stoned as Chris Avellone is right now, and I read this, I would probably laugh if I weren't passed out in a puddle of my own vomit." Thank goodness that necrophilia rumor is untrue.
  10. I'd like a: Bumbling sidekick Virtuous love interest Wise man who knows all but tells nothing Rival who falls to the darkness but you end up redeeming Sycophant that ends up betraying you [insert other stereotypical character]
  11. None that I've seen. Though you could always take the artwork they've shown and make it into wallpaper.
  12. Every NPC has some cool thing they can do. Atton Rand can get up after reaching 0 hp during combat.
  13. The secret of the Sith Lords was wearing women's underwear. Having something silky and comfortable against your skin has helped many a warrior win.
  14. I think I'd like a Rakata in my group. And my DS Jedi would like a member of the species of that one mercenary you meet on Manaan. You know? Mister "Happiness is bathing in the blood of your enemies."
  15. The Sith guard armor was great. I would have loved to play the entire game just wearing that.
  16. I think Force users can already read minds.
  17. I would like to see a character, good or evil, that constantly is better than your character.
  18. There were drugs in the first game. The spice must flow!
  19. They are adults. They choose to post or not. It's not like their mothers pulled them away from the board because of all the bad posts. PS: The last developer post was June 9th
  20. I thought it was but the rest of the post seemed so serious.. Hey, weren't you in ninja mode?! Yeah, this was all a test to make sure you were a ninja. That's it..
  21. Black isn't a color. White is a color.
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