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Here's the tie-breaker from the FIFA WC2006 website:

They're all dirty commie sellouts. EB, Gamespot, Gamecrazy...the lot of them. The other day I dropped by EB with the intention of buying Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille Zu Macht, and Star Ocean 3: The End of Time. I figured, "Hey, these won't be used PC games with a tattered filthy excuse for a manual (if they even have any at all given the whole 'let's relegate PC games to one 6 inch shelf thing) - these are PS2 titles. Everything will be totally sweet." Man, was I wrong. So the dude tells me, "I'm sorry - we don't currently have a new copy of that title in stock. Can I interest you in a 'Pre-Owned' copy?" Meh, it sounded okay at the time. The next thing I know he brings out this scratched up disc in a uglier state than Wayne Rooney's ogreish face! I was like, "WTF?!" but the dude kept reassuring me that it'll run and be fine. But the freakin' h4xx0rz didn't even given me a game box or manual. And you know what? When I took it home - to my dismay - I discovered that the piece of crap crashes on the freakin' introductory cut-scene. I never realized by "USED" they meant recycled refuse from public restroom receptacles. <_< As for Star Ocean, after waiting another 5-10 minutes, the dumb ass joker of a worker shows up and claims he "couldn't find the the orginal box since some thieving kid probably stole it." The end result: My new game disc and manual was encrusted in a used boogery box.

Blashemer! NWN rocks! Okay - the OC isn't as good as KotOR (though not nearly as bad as some make it out to be) and SotU is a little short and linear, but given that it sets up HotU, it's endearing by default. For HotU is a masterpiece and it's as planerific as PS:T!

Oh n0es!1 Part of the reason FO is special is because it's SPECIAL.

Some random dude fully decked out as Revan. Slightly tacky though. I prefer ralf_snakes' mask.

Too bad the format from tomorrow onwards includes pairs of concurrent matches. Yeah, it adds a bit of spice since not knowing your rivals results means you can't take your foot off the gas, but it's still a bitch to watch. Even if you try an be clever by recording the other, the **** comentators will only spoil it for you by saying, "We intereupt this broadcast to bring you breaking news from the other Group X match," or, "Meanwhile, over in Hamburg, Zambagonda Rebuplic's fate has taken another twist..." <_< Also: Who's alt is Checkpoint?

I don't think Volo has enough alts for that. :D

Good job, Jam. Mods - sticky this!

And another one bites the dust... ^_^

The hell? What language setting is your 360 on?

The two major "must have" games irrespective of your genre tastes are Resident Evil 4 and Metroid Prime. Also, if you never got a chance to play The Legend of Zelda : The Ocarina of Time, then you should pick-up the remastered version for the Gamecube.

The Sickening was unnecessary and horribly out of place - tacked on even. The progression could (and should) have gone from 1 --> H3: Sorceror Drug Dealer Van Peebles.

Yeah, they always fight back and never give up. :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> France had a 2nd goal in the first half that should have counted though. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nonsense! The referee is always right - even when he's wrong.

Of course lopping off someone else's would work too - tears of laughter that is. :D

Dawn of the Dead (the newie, not the oldie). :cool:

And the acceptability of said emission is not exclusive to guys... "

Yeah, they always fight back and never give up. :D

Unless you can't stomach the risk. ^_^

Alex is easily their best player too.

As wise Aussies say... WTF, mate?

Yeah, the ref will (or rather should) give you a mighty YELLOW CARD for "simulation." Whoop-dee-doo, eh?

I NEED AN ADULT, I NEED AN ADULT! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Booty, booty, boo-tay! Come on in, booty lovers! Here at the Jags Paw we're slashing prices in half! Give us an offer on our prime selection of booty! It's a booty blowout! We got white booty, black booty, southern booty, northern booty... We got hot booty, cold booty, we got fresh booty, we got :snff: *smelly* booty! We got tribal booty, we got mutant booty, radscorpion booty, robot booty. We even got brahmin booty, ghoul booty, deathclaw booty. Come on, you want booty? Come on in, booty lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, booty lovers! Attention booty shoppers! Take advantage of this booty sale! Buy one piece of booty at the regular price, n' you'll get another piece of booty of equal or lesser value for only a chip! Try and beat booty for a chip! If you can find cheaper booty anywhere, PUMP IT!

That line was also used on The Incredibles.

An in depth analysis by ESPN on Otto Pfister (Togo's coach) during the Togo vs. S. Korea match: Togo's manager Otto Pfister, with bling and his shirt unbuttoned, looked like a drug-dealer/pimp who happens to own an art gallery on the side as a decoy. Like a bad guy on Miami Vice. Keep in mind that this is a 69-year old man. ^_^