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jaguars4ever

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  1. Only if you superimpose your face over The Hoff in the undies gif, and then place it in your sig.
  2. Duncan Butterfly Yo-Yo.
  3. Hey Oerwinde - it sounds like you've taken over Eru's old position. "
  4. Checklist for English Commentators: 1 - Within 1 minute of kick off in the opening match (Germany v CostaRica), the commentator must mention England. 2 - Regardless of what two teams are contesting the final, England have to be mentioned within the first minute. 3 - The commentator shall refer to the Falkland Isles in passing at some point in the match if England play Argentina. 4 - Whenever a hat trick is scored, comparisons with Geoff Hurst will be made within seconds of the third goal hitting the net. 5 - Should England wear their red jerseys, then '1966' should be mentioned approximately 20 times. 6 - In any event, 1966 should be mentioned approximately 10 times per match, or, for matches not involving England, on 4 or 5 occasions. 7 - Prior to the captain of the winning team lifting the trophy, the Commentator will mention Bobby Moore. And 1966. 8 - When Germany are playing, they must be referred to as being arrogant by the commentator on at least 15 occasions. This must refer to their style, their passing, their haircuts and their general footballing ability. 9 - Should England play Germany, mentions of Winston Churchill,Dambusters, The Luftwaffe and Adolf Hitler will be compulsory. And 1966. 10 - All Scottish members of the commentary team must continue to refer to England as "we" and "us". 11 - You must ensure that nationalistic stereotypes are adhered to. Of course, the Germans are arrogant. The Spanish are bottlers, the Ivory Coast are fast but bad at defending, the Angolans are disorganised, the Argentineans are cheats and the French are only good because their best players play in England. 12 - For matches not involving England, you must only discuss the players that are playing in England (eg - Holland v Argentina should be referred to as Van Nistelroy v Crespo). 13 - The mythical "bulldog spirit" phrase should be used as often as possible. 14 - Each match commentary involving England should begin with the phrase "England expects." 15 - Should any player succumb in an injury that involves the loss of teeth, references to Nobby Stiles and 1966 are compulsory. 16 - Praise all of the stunning new stadiums in Germany but emphasise that they lack the presence of Wembley, the spiritual home of football since 1966. 17 - Commentators should feel free to imitate the style of Kenneth Wolstenholme, the hero of 1966. 18 - Should any team feature brothers playing together, then Jackie and Bobby Charlton should be mentioned. 19 - When England bow out after the first stage, you must emphasise that it is a massive blow to football and a serious loss to the World Cup. 20 - If in doubt, mention 1966.
  5. Noes! It won't buff out!
  6. @CapRegEuph: Just get a GeForce card and be done with it.
  7. First: Don't patronize me. I know that you can love more than one person at the same time. I criticize that particular moment because the movies made clear that she loved Cyclops. Also, it came off as cheesy and lame. It didn't made me feel anything. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Wow, you really have a lot to learn about non-necrophilic relationships! (You should have restrained yourself from that last comment.) You do realise that an individual is more likely to physically love someone who's still living rather than dead, right? (E.g. making out with a person rather than a corpse.) Hint: Mortality is your friend.
  8. I assume they were filmed as there were shown in pictures/images. Of course not everything that's shot gets filmed, but in FOX's case it's more likely it made it in but then got cut. <_< That being said, FOX were the ones who insisted of f***ing up the script, so who can say?
  9. Omega Red was probably cut out. Over at SuperHeroHype, here's some of the cut content they've noticed so far: Extended DVD anyone?
  10. You need look no further than the simplest solution to all of life's problems... TNT!
  11. Or worse: A throwaway death.
  12. No Gambit = teh sux0rz!1 <_< That and a multitude of other factors. But it was still very entertaining and fun. :cool: But in a sucky sort of way.
  13. "If you don't want to scream 'LOOK AT ME', then get yourself a Media Center PC."
  14. Does this mean I have to shave my chest?
  15. I'm saying that if you play it on anything but easy, then you're clealy part of the simulation.
  16. Ah, the Legacy Virus.
  17. Damn straight! Tell it how it is, Bok!
  18. It's last known whereabouts was in your possession...it hasn't been seen since. :ph34r:
  19. I'm still going to argue that the 60's cartoons were worse than the movies. In the telefilms you had the same wall crawling scene repeated, while in the cartoons everything was a rehash. The same stock footage over and over again... . As for XMen I still hope I get to go see it tomorrow, although I have to say my expectations are pretty low. Partly from what I've read here, and partly because I didn't really think the second one was all that hot. Aside from the opening scene with Nightcrawler, that is. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> ^_^ But hey - they had a 70's CARTOON one as well. I thought is was just the 70's movies, but watching this also somehow brings back memories... Now this was the good stuff. :cool:
  20. The Hoff's undies, or the backward Islamic fanatics who are about 1000 years behind everyone else?
  21. Did you stay for the scene after the credits, Jim?
  22. "Who wouldn't kill to get their hands on these babies?"
  23. Any idea who's directing the Wolvie prequel?
  24. But he was a pirate - surely that makes him cool by default! :'(
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