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Yeah, I want to try it out as well. And teh killing better be sweet!

It's in shambles. A total disgrace. First Bayformers and then this. Once again us loyal G1 fanatics get the shaft. Why must cartoon f**king network make everything look like a samurai jack clone? This isn't the powerpuff girls ffs, it's TRANSFORMERS!

Not at my best, but better than the rest. Oh and Bok, I totally pwned one your MVR buddies too.

The real question here is not if it feels good or not, but whether to hold it in or spray it out.

Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about! First death match win, baby! Bok was there too - it was glorious!

Anytime, anyplace (just like boobie ogling!) Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth, and packing a Blankster!

That's right. The Flying Spaghetti Monster should be thanked for everything.

Anyone whose played Arcanum will know what a joke "weapon degradation" (aka let's trek back 5 levels of the dungeon after every bloody hit to find a blacksmith 'cause the designers insisted on placing freaking LAVA MONSTERS that swarm at turn-of-the-century stop motion animation speed!) can be.

Getting closer, Bok.

RAmen.

Besides, how can any of you people even conceive of playing without the Donmeister?

My first 1st place. Too bad the rest of my team sucked.

Bok, you do realize that Edd'oh might actually do this?

Transformers! The Movie! On my computer! No not the new one: I said Transformers, not Bayformers. Boo, no microtext. :sad:

Thus spoke Bokishi: "You gotta be ruthless, Jag." And it actually works too!

The squigga stole my bike!

Biaxial points of articulation FTW!1

Ownage at 239 frames per second. Kill those bastards, Bok!

No pr0n factor whatsoever? Surely you jest, Laozi. Seems like such a waste of perfect alt-tab functionality.

...or like a reflex mechanism to help ugly chicks get some oral action one way or another.

*tsk tsk* Tame, tame, tame. Nartwak's testicular terror post from days gone past owns this thread.

Indeed. I would say role playing has taken place when the nipple makes its first appearance.

I've just heard the song. I can't believe anyone actually liked that crap. I know, I know. Thankfully, a shot of 2 Unlimited and Depeche Mode washed it away.

Revolution.

That's right. You've even created your own martial arts style, which I hereby dub Bokjutsu. Even a n00b like me can now inflict major pwnage while being completely unarmed! These are all hand-2-hand kills: I think this was the game right after you left. There were like 5 guys on the other team. They were all "everyone, we must stick together". So my guys were being all tactical, peaking around corners, setting up proximity mines when I decided to kamikaze rush the enemies' hideout Leroy-Jenkins style. They were all bunched together when I rushed them while slide kicking into them. 3 of them died instantly. I then proceeded to round-house kick the 4th guy in the face (BOOM HEADSHOT) while immediately jump kicking the 5th guy as he was backing up to get some shooting distance. The carnage before my eyes was the most glorious thing I've ever seen. The best part is that I survived the encounter since those little blue things that drop when they die kept replenishing my health. Remember kids: Try this at home 'cause Bokjustsu ninjas flip out and kill people ALL the time. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Bokjustsu is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and totally sweet. Get ready to love Bokjutsu with ALL your body (including your pee-pee). If you don't believe me then you're a loser and better get a life right now or they will chop your head off JUST LIKE THAT!!!