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jaguars4ever

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  1. "Begun, the Quack Wars have."
  2. = Football Hooligans. "
  3. Tyrell, jaguars is a quack. What you have is something called KADD. KotOR Attention Deficit Disorder. And with only 5 payments of $199.99 to my Bahamas account, I will guarentee you will enjoy this game. After the treatment, of course. Only after you sign the contract, of course. Which is a minor thing anyways. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Tired of hearing the same promises o K2 fulfillment? Still suffering from a loss of K2 drive? Have no fear, Dr. Jaguars4ever is here! Unlike less reputable 'specialists' such as OLD SKOOL WHEELMAN, Dr. Jaguars4ever is qualified from directly from Donald Ducks' School of Quack. Such coveted accolades are only shared with a select few such as like Dr. Nick Riviera : So you know you trust "jag". And call within the next 15 minutes and we'll even throw in a free copy of "Trask Lives : Like you've never seen him before". All this for just $19.95. You won't find a deal like this anywhere else. So call 1-800-DOC-JAG today!
  4. Try to relax and take deep breaths - Breathe in....breathe out. What you're experiencing is commonly known as 'K2 Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder'. It's all very normal considering your emotional investment is devoid of any closure. Once the dust settles & the shock is numbed, then the flaming...er 'therapy' can begin. "
  5. Happy New Year to you....unless you're a Sith. In which case.... Angry New Year to you! :angry:
  6. Don't forget Naga Sadow.
  7. Perhaps the ability to play Pazaak is inversely proportional to semblance of a human being. :ph34r:
  8. "There must always be a Darth Traya" Darth Traya - The Betrayer : Originally Kreia, until she was cast down and stripped of her powers. Then Atris took up the mantle until the Exile defeated her, upon which Kreia resumed her status.
  9. Well that explains the mysterious source of the Kath Hound problem...
  10. I suppose you're right. I mean the closest thing we've had to a 'death' is Voloun's sex change operation. "
  11. A toupee that he denied was a toupee...and then he goes out with a bald woman, shows his baldness, then gets dumped...how ironic... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "The sea was angry that day my friends..."
  12. A wookiee? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That or George Costanza. ^_^ <{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, because remember, George Costanza was bald. :D <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :D He had a toupee if I remember correctly. Eeeew! Why did you remind me of those sideshow freaks, Ivan? I don't know what was worse about the scavenger - her looks or peronality. :ph34r:
  13. A wookiee? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That or George Costanza. ^_^
  14. So I guess you wouldn't go charging up her loading ramp then... Unless you were drunk. Really, really drunk. Really, really, really drunk. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "This looks like a job for a Wookie".
  15. The Pazaak player in the Telos cantina. As Atton would put it, "her face looks like its been plowed through by ord mantell farmers". If we're expected to waste time playing Pazaak, then it had best be with some attractive chick who pays lip service to boot. Not some Halloween special that makes onions cry...
  16. *sees username, starts giggling*
  17. Sadly enough, raising the difficulty only seems to increase the skill check DC's and damage received. No variance in AI, whatsoever...
  18. You absolutely hit the nail on the head, Mongoose. EDIT: To my horror, I've just discovered yet another shocking game mechanics flaw - Unlike the labstation (where breaking down chemicals utilizes the skill of the NPC using it), the workbench always utilizes the repair skill of the PC regardless when breaking down components, NOT THE SKILL OF THE NPC, AS IT'S SUPPOSED TO! :angry:
  19. KOTOR 1. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Amen to that.
  20. I believe the general consensus was 'FemBot'. ^_^
  21. Neither - they're both very broken and unsatisfying.
  22. Witty conversations like these are what make me keep coming back to these boards. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> At least there hasn't been any death on these boards...
  23. Yeah Baby <{POST_SNAPBACK}> huh
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