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:lol: Sounds better this way.

 

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“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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So here's a thing I made yesterday following the protests at the Argentine Congress on monday:

 

 

I don't get the funny in that. Video is a bit choppy though.

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AHAHAHAHA...............I'm not that old, but I can still relate.

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“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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Because it's always worth a re-post..

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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something from golden age of Czech TV (warning triggers)

 

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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Kind of looks like you transplanted Feargus's or Rich Evans face onto a portrait of Henry the VIIIth or some other monarch or nobleman. The light shine on his nose (which wouldn't be in a 15th century painting) gives it away.

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Kind of looks like you transplanted Feargus's or Rich Evans face onto a portrait of Henry the VIIIth or some other monarch or nobleman. The light shine on his nose (which wouldn't be in a 15th century painting) gives it away.

 

I didn't do the above, but that's pretty much the point. :p

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My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

Currently playing: Roadwarden

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“It seems that these three Texas ranchers were taking a jet back to Texas from somewhere. Well, being Texans, they were bragging about their spreads.

‘I own the Circle W, fifteen thousand acres up near Brownsville.’
“‘That’s a right spread,’ says the second rancher. ‘Myself, I own the Bar X, thirty thousand acres up in the Panhandle.’”
“‘That’s a fine spread, pardner. Fine indeed.’ Then he turned to the third man and asked, ‘What about you, pardner? How big is your spread?’ “
‘It’s only a touch over ten acres,’ the third Texan said. “The other two began to wonder if the fellow had snuck into first class, but they were friendly and didn’t want the man to feel bad, so the first rancher said, ‘Well, a small place can be right nice. What do you call your spread?’
 The third rancher smiled a slow Texas smile and said, ‘Downtown Dallas.’”

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Me at the end of 2017"

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

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