This is worth a chuckle:

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fvPoqLkLkw&t=195s

This is worth a chuckle:

 

 

This is the funnest of these I've seen. Usually they don't do other than remind me why I don't talk about gaming in the office.

"How did you handle the transition from childhood to adulthood?"

"I'm eating steak in bed at 3:30 in the morning in my Batman jammies while I play video games. When the **** did the transition happen?

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.

 

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

 

“Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is 3:00 in the morning!”

 

He slams the door and returns to bed.

 

“Who was that?” asked his wife.

 

“Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers.

 

“Did you help him?” she asks.

 

“No, I did not, it’s 3am in the morning and it’s well pouring with rain out there!”

 

“Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!

 

“God loves drunk people too you know.”

 

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

 

He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?”

 

“Yes,” comes back the answer.

 

“Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband.

 

“Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark.

 

“Where are you?” asks the husband.

 

“Over here on the swing,!”

Fooling around with Google translate, a friend of mine found this little gem...

 

Fooling around with Google translate, a friend of mine found this little gem...

 

 

This is so pure, stupid, and amazing all at the same time.

Most diverse movie ever.

It's his intro/origin story so I don't see the issue. It's the most reclusive country in the Marvel universe.

 That's how I've heard people describe it while praising it.

 

P.S.  This isn't bashing the movie. It looks entertaining but as a rule I don't watch Marvel films in theatres.

 

But, I laugh at those (like the poster make) calling this 'diverse'.

 

Then again, it is 2018, and jn 2018 'most diverse' means  black and no whites. Who cares about Asians, arabs, latinos, and others. Certainly  not the Diversity Crowd.

Depends on your definition of diversity, I guess. A predominately black superhero blockbuster in a world full of predominantly white superhero blockbusters makes the movie itself diverse even if the contents aren't. I'm guessing that's the interpretation used, in which case 'lol that's all the same ethnicity too' falls kinda flat. But snark is important too.

"makes the movie itself diverse"

 

No, it doesn't. The movie is not diverse. It is mostly an all black cast. There is nothing wrong with that, btw, but to call it a 'diverse' cast is a lie and then to go further and claim it's the 'most diverse film' ever is even more ridiculous. Again, the issue here is that the new age Diversity Crowd only think in terms of white vs black ignoring all the other races that exist.

 

Anyways, this is the funny thread.. So... to make a joke....

 

Nah. I'm not that funny.

 

Sad, but true. NSFW language (then again, why are you looking at videos at work without headphones? )