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Same. It's gotten to the point that I sell them in most games, as I know I would rather die instead of using it because what if I'd need it later. Quite counterproductive really.

 

Now I have flashbacks of my reloading orgies in the Resident Evil games. "Oh, wait, I can do that using two less bullets." *reload* 

 

The fourth one was particularily bad. Finishing the game with 20+ Magnum bullets is a complete waste. :)

No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

 

Same. It's gotten to the point that I sell them in most games, as I know I would rather die instead of using it because what if I'd need it later. Quite counterproductive really.

 

Now I have flashbacks of my reloading orgies in the Resident Evil games. "Oh, wait, I can do that using two less bullets." *reload* 

 

The fourth one was particularily bad. Finishing the game with 20+ Magnum bullets is a complete waste. :)

 

I thought that's how you were supposed to play Resident Evil games.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Harvard MBA: the glass need to be rightsized via an disruptive outsourcing process.

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    I see he doesn't have the Mega Mastodon.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

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    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


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    A bit of language, but it's interesting to see just how wound up and run down the HonestTrailer crew are by having to face the Transformers movies.

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mc-8TwRFy4

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    I still can't believe they made him grow up in a bubble just so they could make a movie about reality tv show.

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    How does this work anyway? My wife says she wants to watch Harry Potter again sometime. She says this outside, out loud, not typed anywhere, yet there come the Harry Potter adsense ads on my computer's Facebook. It creeps me out.

    Her laptop mic is always hot.  :ninja: 

     

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    How does this work anyway? My wife says she wants to watch Harry Potter again sometime. She says this outside, out loud, not typed anywhere, yet there come the Harry Potter adsense ads on my computer's Facebook. It creeps me out.

     

     

     

     Mics everywhere, beginning with your phone.

    "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
    I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
    I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
    Heja Sverige!!
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    The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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    A broker opened the door of his Mercedes, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene of accident, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his expensive Mercedes.

     

    “Police Officer, look what he has done to my car!”, he whiningly said.

     

    “You brokers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!” retorted the officer, “You’re so worried about your stupid Mercedes, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!”

     

    “Damn it…” replied the broker, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was,

     

    “Where’s my Rolex?”

    Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic!

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