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How does this work anyway? My wife says she wants to watch Harry Potter again sometime. She says this outside, out loud, not typed anywhere, yet there come the Harry Potter adsense ads on my computer's Facebook. It creeps me out.

 

 

 

 Mics everywhere, beginning with your phone.

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A broker opened the door of his Mercedes, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene of accident, the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his expensive Mercedes.

 

“Police Officer, look what he has done to my car!”, he whiningly said.

 

“You brokers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!” retorted the officer, “You’re so worried about your stupid Mercedes, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!”

 

“Damn it…” replied the broker, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was,

 

“Where’s my Rolex?”

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Thanks for shopping Pawn-O-Matic!

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

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And people say my posts are inappropriate...

 

 

See, to me the joke is about the person not having the perception to recognise that while thinking they can cheer up a lonely kid, not about the kid with that problem.

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