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The Funny Things Thread

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    <snip>

    That's already up in the Politics thread. ;)

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    I am tempted to put this in politics..but eh..

     

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    Owls are super cute. They're also the black metalheads of the animal kingdom:

     

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    An oldie but goodie:

     

    A new CEO was hired to take over a struggling company. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. “Open these if you run into serious trouble,” he said.

     

    Well, three months later sales and profits were still way down and the new CEO was catching a lot of heat. He began to panic but then he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, “Blame your predecessor.” The new CEO called a press conference and explained that the previous CEO had left him with a real mess and it was taking a bit longer to clean it up than expected, but everything was on the right track. Satisfied with his comments, the press – and Wall Street – responded positively.

     

    Another quarter went by and the company continued to struggle. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, “Reorganize.” So he fired key people, consolidated divisions and cut costs everywhere he could. This he did and Wall Street, and the press, applauded his efforts.

     

    Three months passed and the company was still short on sales and profits. The CEO would have to figure out how to get through another tough earnings call. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The message said, “Prepare three envelopes.”

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    Man, I dunno why, but this one just keeps cracking me up over and over.

     

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    Man, I dunno why, but this one just keeps cracking me up over and over.

     

    It's that #InstantRegrets look in her face. I can't stop giggling at it either.

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    I actually lol when the dog

    forced the guy to shoot himself in the head.

     

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    How many of those are they going to make? Germany second was the best one.

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    How many of those are they going to make? Germany second was the best one.

     

    http://everysecondcounts.eu/

     

    I found Germany's pretty boring to be honest. :)

    No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

    Yeah, same here, only one that really made me laugh was Finlands. :)

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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