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The Funny Things Thread

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Probably familiar to some, but still priceless:

     

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    ^ I have too many trust issues to do something like that in public

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    FALSE. he has killed NOBODY.

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    i don't know why but i can't stop laughing

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    Edited by teknoman2

    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    FALSE. he has killed NOBODY.

    I enjoy your commitment to truth. If I made a comment about a priest and a rabbi walking in to a bar I feel better knowing you can confirm my story with your FACTS :lol:

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    Technically we don't know if either of them are killers.  One is an actor from a horror movie and one is an actor for a fast food restaurant.  My money would be on Ronald to have a few bodies buried in the backyard, if I had to choose.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Happy someday morning everybody...

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    What is that and why does it not have a screen?

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