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The Funny Things Thread

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    ^Took me a second of mental singing but I finally got it. :lol:

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    One time I thought I had worms in my stool, so I dissected my own feces in the sink. Even after the examination I still wasn't sure, think that was 5 years ago.

    Edited by BrotherFerg

    Why does a chair have arms and legs like a man, but can't walk or hold things?

    A P-47 Thunderbolt and a Lockheed P-38 Lightning...

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    15220257_10153950613797027_6392433638961

    OK, I'll admit it. I don't get it. It's a P-38 Lightning chasing what looks like an F2F Buffalo. 

     

    edit: correction on the first one. Raithe identified it. 

    Edited by Guard Dog

    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

    Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening.  Galileo Galileo figaro.  Magnificooooo!

     

     

    - Queen

    Edited by Hurlshot

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    15327225_1517863451563052_38171750070669

    It's missing a "him" for that pun to be clear.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Ah, to me it's more of a "what do you do with a dead scientist?"  "bury them"

     

    On to the other...

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

     

    15327225_1517863451563052_38171750070669

    It's missing a "him" for that pun to be clear.

     

     

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I am Christian, but Jesus was rightly accused of sedition (crucifixion was a punishment reserved for sedition) for declaring himself the king of the Jews. Yet another example of a viral and factually incorrect tweet and the ignorant act like is full of wisdom.

    There's a reason I put it in the "funny things" section rather than a serious news thread....

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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