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He's a different species.

 

Pedantry is a terrible affliction, help me.

Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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there was a really nice one but it won't let me post it

it was a "screenshot" of a game's graphics settings and it said 

very high

high

medium

low

PS4

XB1

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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In Denver they still ride in the road even especially when there is a bike lane so that sign wouldn't be a problem

2x in the past year, Gromnir has had to get rearview mirrors replaced 'cause cyclists smashed 'em as they tried to squeeze past our teutonic monstrosity, and failed.  am knowing that josh sawyer is one o' those hardcore cyclist-rights activists, but am getting to the point where we see a cyclist trying to thread his/her way through traffic and we suffer a sensation similar to biting into aluminum foil.

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

ps is not as if the cyclist/demolitionists stopped after damaging our vehicle. smash the car and keep on biking 'cause it ain't like we can get a license plate number, and we sure as heck ain't gonna get outta the vehicle and chase 'em on foot in our magnanni loafers. 

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"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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