Keyrock Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) Here we can post pictured and discuss women covered from head to toe, showing as little of the devil's skin that's turning men into raping monsters as possible. I apologize in advance for the little skin around the eyes or the hands and feet that might slip through the rape culture filter. Also, allow me to apologize in advance for being a white heterosexual male with a pen1s. I am a monster, please forgive me. Edited January 22, 2015 by Keyrock 7 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Nonek Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Look at the stitching on that! 2 Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot!
Keyrock Posted January 22, 2015 Author Posted January 22, 2015 Look at the stitching on that! Quality work. I hear the 2015 spring floral burqa line is going to be quite exquisite! RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Longknife Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 I googled sexy burka: Fun Fact: I have officially visited and posted in this thread more than the real counterpart. 1 "The Courier was the worst of all of them. The worst by far. When he died the first time, he must have met the devil, and then killed him." Is your mom hot? It may explain why guys were following her ?
Keyrock Posted January 22, 2015 Author Posted January 22, 2015 @Fighter @Longknife - You monsters, how could you!? You can see their entire faces! The shame! Urge to rape rising... RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Malcador Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) Hm...this has potential, well, depending on who wanders in here. Edited January 22, 2015 by Malcador 2 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Fighter Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) @Fighter @Longknife - You monsters, how could you!? You can see their entire faces! The shame! Urge to rape rising... Fixed! Edited January 22, 2015 by Fighter 1
Enoch Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Petty revolt against the moderation preferences of the owners of a private forum rarely leads to good places. 2
Fighter Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Petty is being upset enough as to take it to those places. 1
Nonek Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) Petty revolt or just having a giggle, breaking up the so serious with a little levity? Edit: This Burka seems very snug. Edited January 22, 2015 by Nonek 3 Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot!
Keyrock Posted January 22, 2015 Author Posted January 22, 2015 This one is not only highly fashionable, it also has the practical purpose of allowing you to camouflage yourself in case of tiger swarm. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Nonek Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Summerwear? Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot!
Keyrock Posted January 22, 2015 Author Posted January 22, 2015 (edited) A side benefit of the highly fashionable fully body coverage wear, besides the obvious rape deterring properties, is the protection from the sun's harmful UV rays. Imagine the money women will save by not having to purchase SPF 30! Edited January 22, 2015 by Keyrock RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Malcador Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Petty revolt against the moderation preferences of the owners of a private forum rarely leads to good places. Ah, knew it. Now, just two more. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
Fionavar Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Ah ...nothing like a good parody thread ... FLoSD.ObE The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161)
Keyrock Posted January 22, 2015 Author Posted January 22, 2015 Ah ...nothing like a good parody thread ... <watches from the Roost with stop watch 'clicked'> FLoSD.ObE I thought I'd have some childish fun. In a perfect world we'll all poke some fun, it will run its course, then on its own fade into the oblivion known as off the front page. Of course, there is the potential for people to take this too seriously, puff their chests out, and this going horribly wrong. If that happens, accept my apology and by all means, nuke the thread. 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Darkpriest Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 I thought that the previous line of this thread was best on the whole forum, but this one beats it by a mile and more.. KUDOS (uhhh i shiver in fright at the mere possibility of seeing a glimpse of exposed female skin) 1
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 Beaten by Keyrock. I feel ashamed. 1 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Malcador Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 No, no. You should have reported it for being offensive then you make yours. You just need to alter history, so to speak. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
mkreku Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 I'm still not sure what we're allowed to post now. Was it the amount of skin that was offensive? Was it that they were women? Are we now not allowed to post pics of women at all? Or was it that they were attractive women? Would it make our one female poster feel worse about herself? Was it that we didn't know anything about them besides their looks (the objectification theory)? Are we then not allowed to post any pictures of anyone, regardless of gender, since all pictures are by definition objectifying without a background story attached? Maybe I shouldn't be surprised since I once got a picture of a bent piece of paper removed by the worst moderator ever because the paper was bent in the shape of a copulating couple (if I remember correctly).. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
Meshugger Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 BEHOLD A PAIR OF **** 3 "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
Blarghagh Posted January 22, 2015 Posted January 22, 2015 I raise your **** with a couple of nicely shaped Boobies. 3
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