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Ok, am I the only one who saw that thing and thought it was a bong?

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So this happened. If she wasn't 125lbs and taller than me I might not have laughed. As it was, at work, I brought her a turkey bacon sandwich instead.

 

 

Seeing as how we're going to be friends now, there is an important fact you should know about me. I love food, and I eat like three things, cheeseburgers, pizza, and quesadillas. lol

 

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So this happened. If she wasn't 125lbs and taller than me I might not have laughed. As it was, at work, I brought her a turkey bacon sandwich instead.

 

 

Seeing as how we're going to be friends now, there is an important fact you should know about me. I love food, and I eat like three things, cheeseburgers, pizza, and quesadillas. lol

 

 

Don't disregard ...hold on. *skrmr srkmer* 9 stone?

 

Assuming she's about five foot four then 9 stone is a bit skinny, but perfectly respectable.

 

What the hell?

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I'm having trouble with our explanations so far. Medically.

I don't know what you mean. We have the internet at our fingertips...thus we're all medical experts. :lol:

 

Actually, I know that was a joke but when I was getting tested for sleep apnea, they measured my neck size and told me neck size and shape can be a huge contributing factor to things like sleep apnea.

That's interesting. Doesn't apply to my spouse (he's a skinny chap for height - outside of his little beer belly in recent years) but in combo with other stuff, I could see it. I don't think sleep apnea is entirely understood, sometimes. There's a lot of different causes/combo of causes.
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Ok, am I the only one who saw that thing and thought it was a bong?

A Mobius bong, you'll be high forever.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Ok, am I the only one who saw that thing and thought it was a bong?

A Mobius bong, you'll be high forever.

 

Klein Bong: The smoothest transition from normal to being super stoned.

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Today I felt like something more than yogurt and fruit etc. so I had some wonton soup with a small bowl o' fried rice and pork chow mien. I now feel like I have a bowling ball in my stomach. But it was tasty, and the soup is always nice on a chilly day.

 

Time to find a movie to rent and settle on the couch a while.

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thanksgiving, Gromnir's yearly trip to hawaii, and christmas all is happening far too contemporaneous. is a plot o' xenu, the galactic overloard? 

 

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is a bit like swimming laps in a nice indoor pool for 47 weeks... start to have delusions o' being  johnny weismuller?  then circumstances change and for last five weeks o' the year, instead o' swimming in a pool, you is trying to swim same distances in the ocean.  

 

we give up. the holidays won and we lost. 

 

perhaps ironic, but now we actual we need a vacation.

 

HA! Good Fun!

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I learned Chris-Chan has been arrested and faces felony charges that could lead him to face 1-5 years of jail time.
Then I learned DSPGaming's channel and community are basically sinking as fast as the russian ruble's value.

 

 

Then I realized that 2014 is the year Jesus walks the Earth again, we just haven't found him or realized it yet. Irregardless, thanks Jesus. Stay awesome.

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thanksgiving, Gromnir's yearly trip to hawaii, and christmas all is happening far too contemporaneous. is a plot o' xenu, the galactic overloard? 

 

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is a bit like swimming laps in a nice indoor pool for 47 weeks... start to have delusions o' being  johnny weismuller?  then circumstances change and for last five weeks o' the year, instead o' swimming in a pool, you is trying to swim same distances in the ocean.  

 

we give up. the holidays won and we lost. 

 

perhaps ironic, but now we actual we need a vacation.

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

Gromnir I would suggest you try another holiday destination just for variety....it sounds like it would be of benefit, you sound a little jaded   :ermm: 

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thanksgiving, Gromnir's yearly trip to hawaii, and christmas all is happening far too contemporaneous. is a plot o' xenu, the galactic overloard? 

 

...

 

is a bit like swimming laps in a nice indoor pool for 47 weeks... start to have delusions o' being  johnny weismuller?  then circumstances change and for last five weeks o' the year, instead o' swimming in a pool, you is trying to swim same distances in the ocean.  

 

we give up. the holidays won and we lost. 

 

perhaps ironic, but now we actual we need a vacation.

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

Gromnir I would suggest you try another holiday destination just for variety....it sounds like it would be of benefit, you sound a little jaded   :ermm: 

 

depends on what you mean.  give up kauai? *snort* not gonna happen. thanksgiving and christmas, on the other hand, typical involve family. 

 

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you have no idea how frequent we has considered altering our holiday destinations that is involving family.

 

HA! Good Fun!

"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

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Assume another eight inches. Maybe another stone, too, I can't be sure. All I know is those low-rise jeans are flat across the front. 

 

I am also against skinny women on principle. But the joy of a skinny woman is that she can be seduced twice: once into bed, and once into good food and wine.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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I just heard that my neighbors invite their whole family and friends because of my insane fireworks each new years eve. Well, I sure as hell won't disappoint them this year.

 

Also its -16 Celsius here, with lots of snow, seems like winter has finally come to pay my little country a cold visit.

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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It's beyond freezing here as well and all I can think to myself is why do people even live here? What am I doing here? Why do people in small SUVs and crossovers seem to be getting into the most accidents? Is it overconfidence in their vehicles in the snow? Do frost giants even like chimichangas? Is this how Luke felt on Hoth?

 

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Science says the perfect ambient temperature for the human body is 27 Celsius. Which is jungle environment. 

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Well, not accounting for humidity

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Assume another eight inches. Maybe another stone, too, I can't be sure. All I know is those low-rise jeans are flat across the front. 

 

Don't be put off by the idea of "blind dating" through this experience. This is normal to meet people who you won't necessarily connect with but trust me I have met some awesome people as friends through these types of initiatives

 

So keep on trying to meet people, don't become jaded :)

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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It's beyond freezing here as well and all I can think to myself is why do people even live here? What am I doing here? Why do people in small SUVs and crossovers seem to be getting into the most accidents? Is it overconfidence in their vehicles in the snow? Do frost giants even like chimichangas? Is this how Luke felt on Hoth?

 

The mysteries of life

I think Denver looks awesome, but of course I have only seen it through mediums like cooking channels so everything looks good :)

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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I really love Denver when it's not winter but complaining about it helps me get through it. But really though it's 1 degree right now and I really wish I was someplace warm... like the sun

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Free games updated 3/4/21

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I'm happy that its finally cold outside, I can't appreciate summer if there wasn't a proper winter.

 

Well, not accounting for humidity

Actually I think they did but to be certain I'd have to watch that documentary again. Oh, and that 27 Celsius is for a body in idle state, if you do physical work a colder temperature than 27 Celsius is ideal.

I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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I really love Denver when it's not winter but complaining about it helps me get through it. But really though it's 1 degree right now and I really wish I was someplace warm... like the sun

 

Come to South Africa, where I live we never ever get snow  :dancing:

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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I really love Denver when it's not winter but complaining about it helps me get through it. But really though it's 1 degree right now and I really wish I was someplace warm... like the sun

 

Come to South Africa, where I live we never ever get snow  :dancing:

 

Is it because of the Apartheid snow is segregated so it only snows on white people?

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Assume another eight inches. Maybe another stone, too, I can't be sure. All I know is those low-rise jeans are flat across the front. 

 

Don't be put off by the idea of "blind dating" through this experience. This is normal to meet people who you won't necessarily connect with but trust me I have met some awesome people as friends through these types of initiatives

 

So keep on trying to meet people, don't become jaded :)

 

 

I don't want to meet anyone else. I can't. I can barely withstand the natural adrenaline and dopamine I get just from text conversations.

 

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All Stop. On Screen.

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I really love Denver when it's not winter but complaining about it helps me get through it. But really though it's 1 degree right now and I really wish I was someplace warm... like the sun

 

Come to South Africa, where I live we never ever get snow  :dancing:

 

Is it because of the Apartheid snow is segregated so it only snows on white people?

 

 

It may be that, or it may be that where I live its to warm to ever snow  :biggrin:

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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