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Studying for finals and hoping I don't get sidetracked arguing with strangers on the internet.

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

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"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

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Christmas shopping or at least attempting to because my wife is difficult to shop for and I've already bought her all the things that I like

:lol:

Some people are definitely hard to shop for. Which is why hubby and I stopped trying (for each other). Hehe.

 

Currently falling sleep on my keyboard.

“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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Sleeping at my desk at work, will try to avoid snoring

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Sleeping at my desk at work, will try to avoid snoring

If your chin is hitting your chest vs. being pointed up in the air, you're probably fine. :biggrin:

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“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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Christmas shopping or at least attempting to because my wife is difficult to shop for and I've already bought her all the things that I like

:lol:

Some people are definitely hard to shop for. Which is why hubby and I stopped trying (for each other). Hehe.

 

Ha. She says she doesn't want anything but I know that's not exactly true and even though we always agree not to get each other anything I know she will be disappointed if there is nothing under the tree for her

 

Which reminds me that I need to get a tree

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I hate Christmas shopping, wish the family would just tell me what they want so I can get this over with, myself. But nope, always doing the "oh nothing" routine. Fah.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Doctors still don't know what's wrong with me. All tests so far have been positive (as in negative for anything serious). Going to the doctor again on Monday. They'll probably have to dig deeper, ugh. Going to ask the for some cybernetic enhancements while I am at it.

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You should let them upgrade you to a T-1000, I'm pretty sure that would solve the hidden bugs of your current design. 

I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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You should let them upgrade you to a T-1000, I'm pretty sure that would solve the hidden bugs of your current design. 

deusex.gif

I want something like this, only, I will use it on everyone that decides not to obey me.

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I want something like this, only, I will use it on everyone that decides not to obey me.

Thats called strength and you can get this upgrade through lifting heavy objects on a regular basis.  :p

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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You should let them upgrade you to a T-1000, I'm pretty sure that would solve the hidden bugs of your current design. 

deusex.gif

I want something like this, only, I will use it on everyone that decides not to obey me.

 

 

I had no idea Deus Ex was a misogynist abuse simulator.

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I had no idea Deus Ex was a misogynist abuse simulator.

Its an equality simulator, you can beat the living crap out of people no matter the gender.
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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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Man, I just did heavy 1-rep max dead lifts and destroyed my trousers in the process, I was all the way down and when I pressed hard to pull the weight up I heard a ''rrrrrrriiiip''. Now I have BDSM ass window trousers. I seriously need to get me some training trousers.

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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Another day same as the last day same as the day to come...I need a drink.

 

 

 

You should let them upgrade you to a T-1000, I'm pretty sure that would solve the hidden bugs of your current design. 

deusex.gif

I want something like this, only, I will use it on everyone that decides not to obey me.

 

 

I had no idea Deus Ex was a misogynist abuse simulator.

 

 

All games are misogynist abuse simulators now.

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All games are misogynist abuse simulators now.

Nah.

 

Unless you're a social justice warrior with no life of course. (I think thats what you meant?)

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I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
 

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The internet: reminding you periodically how much closer to being an old fart you are, thru the number of scrollbar clicks required.

 

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“Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
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Making up a new word to describe the situation, which is totally not a thing but could be, unless my sixth sense reading someone behind their eyes evaporated. She is incredible to look at, plus empathetic to a few of my favorite things. Still a complete stranger, which only elevates the electricity.  

 

sexigentrification  n. The restoration, upgrading, or restocking of living accommodations in advance and specifically for the expectation of receiving a guest or guests pertaining to getting it on. 

sexigentrify  tr.v. -fied, -fying, -fies  To subject to sexigentrification. 

 

Love it, and so in honour of your new word: 

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I have been puked on 3 times today.

Bartender or dad? ;)

 

 

Ebola wrangler.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Human beings are indeed disgusting things

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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