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JadedWolf's Hopefully Attractive Giant Insect Thread

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So you're probably thinking... Giant insects? Allow me to demonstrate.

 

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Om nom nom nom!

 

No, it's not a photoshop. It really exists, and it's actually kind of cute, as long as you don't imagine for a moment that the carrot is in fact a human finger.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_weta

Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

 

So you're probably thinking... Giant insects? Allow me to demonstrate.

 

2ih3rwj.jpg

 

Om nom nom nom!

 

No, it's not a photoshop. It really exists, and it's actually kind of cute, as long as you don't imagine for a moment that the carrot is in fact a human finger.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_weta

 

:lol:

 

Jadedmeister you are really weird. I like you  :thumbsup:  

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

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"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

Better tha imagining that that creepy insect is your own finger.

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tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Better tha imagining that that creepy insect is your own finger.

:lol: I concur sir, I concur

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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I'm shocked and appalled to find a spider in attractive insect thread. Spiders aren't insects.

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I'm shocked and appalled to find a spider in attractive insect thread. Spiders aren't insects.

 

:yes: Right you are, sir kitty. :cat:

Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

 

Not a spider. Possibly correct that it's not an insect, though - I don't know if it does fall under the arachnid order.

So attractive that the Egyptians worshipped them

 

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Not a spider. Possibly correct that it's not an insect, though - I don't know if it does fall under the arachnid order.

 

Well, it has eight legs, so it's surely not an insect. It surely looks like an arachnid. In fact, it looks like an Amblypygid.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblypygi

 

It's still welcome in this thread though! Just... Keep it away from the actual insects a bit. It's giving them funny looks.

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Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

 

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What's this thread without a Lord Howe's Walking Stick?

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

 

Not a spider. Possibly correct that it's not an insect, though - I don't know if it does fall under the arachnid order.

 

Well, it has eight legs, so it's surely not an insect. It surely looks like an arachnid. In fact, it looks like an Amblypygid.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblypygi

 

It's still welcome in this thread though! Just... Keep it away from the actual insects a bit. It's giving them funny looks.

 

 

It's a Thelyphonid, apparently. An arachnid, so not an insect. Here's the Dobsonfly to make up for my mistake.

 

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In honor of Father's Day I give you the Giant Water Bug

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PS People eat these  :x

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Am I only one that doesn't find any insect cute or attractive on any level?  ( Spiders are undoubtedly my worst.. I suffer from a mild form of arachnophobia )

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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Am I only one that doesn't find any insect cute or attractive on any level?  ( Spiders are undoubtedly my worst.. I suffer from a mild form of arachnophobia )

 

As kirottu pointed out earlier in this thread, spiders aren't insects! :D

Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

 

In honor of Father's Day I give you the Giant Water Bug

Toe-Biter.jpg

 

PS People eat these  :x

 

Isn't this thing from StarCraft?

 

Am I only one that doesn't find any insect cute or attractive on any level?  ( Spiders are undoubtedly my worst.. I suffer from a mild form of arachnophobia )

 

As kirottu pointed out earlier in this thread, spiders aren't insects! :D

 

 

Nah, they are all from the same family... critters that need to be squashed :biggrin:

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

 

 

Am I only one that doesn't find any insect cute or attractive on any level?  ( Spiders are undoubtedly my worst.. I suffer from a mild form of arachnophobia )

 

As kirottu pointed out earlier in this thread, spiders aren't insects! :D

 

 

Nah, they are all from the same family... critters that need to be squashed :biggrin:

 

Why squish spiders?  They're hunters and eat insects -including ones you don't want in your house.  You really should take them outside if possible* (and I know sometimes it isn't possible).  I'd much rather have some good spiders around the house than a lot of other insects.

 

Pretty much the only bugs that are "squish on sight" to me are the parasitic (fleas, ticks, mosquitoes, etc) and roaches inside a house (roaches that don't live in houses are okay).

 

*probably helps there isn't a high population of spiders that can kill or seriously damage humans where I live.  I wouldn't touch a spider in Australia without a scientist to confirm what the heck I was dealing with.

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

 

 

 

Am I only one that doesn't find any insect cute or attractive on any level?  ( Spiders are undoubtedly my worst.. I suffer from a mild form of arachnophobia )

 

As kirottu pointed out earlier in this thread, spiders aren't insects! :D

 

 

Nah, they are all from the same family... critters that need to be squashed :biggrin:

 

Why squish spiders?  They're hunters and eat insects -including ones you don't want in your house.  You really should take them outside if possible* (and I know sometimes it isn't possible).  I'd much rather have some good spiders around the house than a lot of other insects.

 

Pretty much the only bugs that are "squish on sight" to me are the parasitic (fleas, ticks, mosquitoes, etc) and roaches inside a house (roaches that don't live in houses are okay).

 

*probably helps there isn't a high population of spiders that can kill or seriously damage humans where I live.  I wouldn't touch a spider in Australia without a scientist to confirm what the heck I was dealing with.

 

 

Yeah, I've started taking spiders outside nowadays. I realize there role in the ecosystem

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

 

Nah, they are all from the same family... critters that need to be squashed :biggrin:

 

Murderer!

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Wow, that one IS attractive. I want to cuddle it.

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Jesus! I'm outta here!

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I'll never forget the time when my roommate's pet scorpion gave birth to dozens of tiny little scorpions and the momma had all of them riding on her back (not my image).

 

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"Go forth and multiply, my little death machines."

 

You gotta figure that giant stinger tail hovering ominously over them is one hell of a behavioural aide: "Hey! quiet down back there, or else somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!"

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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

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I had no idea scorpions did that. That is totally awesome.

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