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So you're probably thinking... Giant insects? Allow me to demonstrate.

 

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Om nom nom nom!

 

No, it's not a photoshop. It really exists, and it's actually kind of cute, as long as you don't imagine for a moment that the carrot is in fact a human finger.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_weta

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So you're probably thinking... Giant insects? Allow me to demonstrate.

 

2ih3rwj.jpg

 

Om nom nom nom!

 

No, it's not a photoshop. It really exists, and it's actually kind of cute, as long as you don't imagine for a moment that the carrot is in fact a human finger.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giant_weta

 

:lol:

 

Jadedmeister you are really weird. I like you  :thumbsup:  

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Better tha imagining that that creepy insect is your own finger.

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Better tha imagining that that creepy insect is your own finger.

:lol: I concur sir, I concur

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

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"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

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Not a spider. Possibly correct that it's not an insect, though - I don't know if it does fall under the arachnid order.

 

Well, it has eight legs, so it's surely not an insect. It surely looks like an arachnid. In fact, it looks like an Amblypygid.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblypygi

 

It's still welcome in this thread though! Just... Keep it away from the actual insects a bit. It's giving them funny looks.

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What's this thread without a Lord Howe's Walking Stick?

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Not a spider. Possibly correct that it's not an insect, though - I don't know if it does fall under the arachnid order.

 

Well, it has eight legs, so it's surely not an insect. It surely looks like an arachnid. In fact, it looks like an Amblypygid.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblypygi

 

It's still welcome in this thread though! Just... Keep it away from the actual insects a bit. It's giving them funny looks.

 

 

It's a Thelyphonid, apparently. An arachnid, so not an insect. Here's the Dobsonfly to make up for my mistake.

 

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Am I only one that doesn't find any insect cute or attractive on any level?  ( Spiders are undoubtedly my worst.. I suffer from a mild form of arachnophobia )

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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Am I only one that doesn't find any insect cute or attractive on any level?  ( Spiders are undoubtedly my worst.. I suffer from a mild form of arachnophobia )

 

As kirottu pointed out earlier in this thread, spiders aren't insects! :D

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Am I only one that doesn't find any insect cute or attractive on any level?  ( Spiders are undoubtedly my worst.. I suffer from a mild form of arachnophobia )

 

As kirottu pointed out earlier in this thread, spiders aren't insects! :D

 

 

Nah, they are all from the same family... critters that need to be squashed :biggrin:

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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Am I only one that doesn't find any insect cute or attractive on any level?  ( Spiders are undoubtedly my worst.. I suffer from a mild form of arachnophobia )

 

As kirottu pointed out earlier in this thread, spiders aren't insects! :D

 

 

Nah, they are all from the same family... critters that need to be squashed :biggrin:

 

Why squish spiders?  They're hunters and eat insects -including ones you don't want in your house.  You really should take them outside if possible* (and I know sometimes it isn't possible).  I'd much rather have some good spiders around the house than a lot of other insects.

 

Pretty much the only bugs that are "squish on sight" to me are the parasitic (fleas, ticks, mosquitoes, etc) and roaches inside a house (roaches that don't live in houses are okay).

 

*probably helps there isn't a high population of spiders that can kill or seriously damage humans where I live.  I wouldn't touch a spider in Australia without a scientist to confirm what the heck I was dealing with.

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Am I only one that doesn't find any insect cute or attractive on any level?  ( Spiders are undoubtedly my worst.. I suffer from a mild form of arachnophobia )

 

As kirottu pointed out earlier in this thread, spiders aren't insects! :D

 

 

Nah, they are all from the same family... critters that need to be squashed :biggrin:

 

Why squish spiders?  They're hunters and eat insects -including ones you don't want in your house.  You really should take them outside if possible* (and I know sometimes it isn't possible).  I'd much rather have some good spiders around the house than a lot of other insects.

 

Pretty much the only bugs that are "squish on sight" to me are the parasitic (fleas, ticks, mosquitoes, etc) and roaches inside a house (roaches that don't live in houses are okay).

 

*probably helps there isn't a high population of spiders that can kill or seriously damage humans where I live.  I wouldn't touch a spider in Australia without a scientist to confirm what the heck I was dealing with.

 

 

Yeah, I've started taking spiders outside nowadays. I realize there role in the ecosystem

"Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss”

John Milton 

"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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I'll never forget the time when my roommate's pet scorpion gave birth to dozens of tiny little scorpions and the momma had all of them riding on her back (not my image).

 

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"Go forth and multiply, my little death machines."

 

You gotta figure that giant stinger tail hovering ominously over them is one hell of a behavioural aide: "Hey! quiet down back there, or else somebody gonna get a hurt real bad!"

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