Sarex Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Linked the whole video a page back. "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 1 * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 1 * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 2 * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 6 * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Protagonist Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 This always cracks me up. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 (edited) http://youtu.be/aEGjBCNeJSM Weird Al's new album is killer. He's been releasing videos too. So far the Foil one is my favorite. Edited July 16, 2014 by Hurlshot 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Just for the expressions.. http://youtu.be/R30BLZKRX6g 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8256635904/h9FC2E5FF/ "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Although if we're going to keep parodies in here rather then on the music thread... http://youtu.be/Ek4Op89V2_Q "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azdeus Posted July 16, 2014 Share Posted July 16, 2014 Long, but worth it, and I don't think I've seen it here: 11 Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 1 * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 MMA fighter unleashes EPIC TROLLFACE RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted July 17, 2014 Author Share Posted July 17, 2014 I wish it was a joke.. 12 Monkeys TV Movie Remake. 1 Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 (edited) I wish it was a joke.. 12 Monkeys TV Movie Remake. The original was perfect, with the early nineties charm and Bruce, but this, this looks awful. Edited July 17, 2014 by Woldan 1 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 I wish it was a joke.. 12 Monkeys TV Movie Remake. This doesn't below in a funny things thread. This belongs in a sad, sad, no, God no. Why? Why would you do this? thread. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Good ol Syfy channel. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 Well, to wander into something that kind of amused me.. io9 - How Long Would Batman Last in the Real World? From a response after that question was asked on Redditor Exactly one month after being coming to the attention of the Federal authorities. A crazed vigilante is riding around an American city using military grade weaponry and committing crimes against civilians on a record scale? It would not take long at all to deploy the necessary resources to the scene. Several Blackhawks and Little Birds from the BATF and FBI be orbiting on shifts doing surveillance, waiting for a signal that the unsub has begun activity. He would leave to patrol in the Batmobile, and as soon as his distinctive black vehicle's turbine-driven heat signature was located, a Predator drone would be retasked to orbit and follow. That tango in question is very versatile, active, and potentially lethal when engaged so nothing would be done that night, however every illegal activity he performed would be caught on IR-enhnaced video, incliuding the multitude of assaults, breakings and enterings, trespasses, abuse of public property, use of prohibited weapons, substances and hazardous materials, perhaps even failure to register a motor vehicle and violating speed restrictions, and several counts of obstruction of justice. His citizen's arrests would be logged and the suspects duly charged in any and all assaults against him, as well, however a few suspects will likely be audited for their willingness to testify both against their compatriots and the vigilante. At some point his most recent crime spree will end and he will head for home. The Predator will follow, a barely visible line in the inky black Gotham sky, camera eye recording the Batmobile's every move. Of course the Batmobile will disappear into some rocky outcropping or waterfall or some other land feature and it's destination will be unknown. The very next day special operations elements of the DoJ will be at the location, planting temblor sensors and concealed cameras. This is Batman so it will be a few days before he uses the same entrance again, but he will, and when he does, the triggering of the sensors will activate the cameras, and FBI analysts will see the long stretch of tunnel inside the entrance and start doing calculations. The length of the entrance tunnel until loss of focus or a turn will be calculated, and the direction and distance of that stretch of the tunnel will be known. Immediate records will be pulled for every building in the area, and every microsecond of the next day will be spent sifting through the possible combinations of owners, buildings, knowledge wealth and access to technology. This will continue with each of the Batman's movements, and piece by piece a picture of his activities will become known. Information, bits and pieces will be gleaned from his victims, the various residues from his smoke bombs, gases and shark repellents will be analyzed, the Batarangs and grappling hooks researched down to the atomic scale. Once there is a database of products and substances, the FBI will start rifling through purchase orders and BATF registrations for shipments of the necessary fuel for his Batmobile, and the explosive charges for his bat-grapples, and the avionics for his missile's warheads, amongst the other detritus he leaves after his battles. Eventually the source of gear will be deciphered: Wayne Industries, and at that point, the cat is out of the bag. Wayne's home is within the perimeters of the Batmobile disappearances, and a thermal flyby will reveal he's using the same electricity as an small industrial plant does when only two or three people ever live in that mansion. Analysis of company records will reveal the massive levels of graft and embezzlement required to hijack all these prohibited and classified materials to the mansion, and the deliveries of the materials will tagged and traced. The is enough evidence to present Bruce Wayne with a warrant for his arrest based on the very least on corporate malfeasance, embezzlement, falsification of tax records, Illegal trafficking of prohibited agents, weapons and substances falsified BATF filings, and aiding and abetting multiple criminal acts. Since he is an important personage in the city, they'll do him the favor of sending one very polite agent armed with a single piece of paper, to wait in his office. What happens after that is up to him. Conversely a team of agents and a ground-scanning radar van will arrive on the grounds of Wayne Manor and present Alfred with a warrant for his arrest and a search of the premises. This will occur at the exact same time as Tim Drake, Jason Todd, and **** Grayson are brought into custody, and James Gordon upon getting notification of a pending warrant against his daughter, will take the day off to go try and convince Barbara to turn State's witness. All identified suspects that were encountered during the surveillance will be swept up as well on that day. Wayne's excellent lawyer will have him booked and released on bail, at which point mysteriously enough a limo from the Themiscyran embassy will pick him up and he will not be seen again until he submits his US passport and a letter revoking his citizenship, and announces himself a citizen of the city-state of Atlantis. When asked, they will plainly refuse extradition. 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." 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Raithe Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barothmuk Posted July 17, 2014 Share Posted July 17, 2014 This would make a pretty awesome movie. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManifestedISO Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 That's funny. Luthor knows who Bruce Wayne is, now, too. All Stop. On Screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrashMan Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 2 * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raithe Posted July 18, 2014 Share Posted July 18, 2014 http://youtu.be/OjgDoxfHW4w 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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