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Why 'ew'?

 

You weirdos aren't getting all hypocritical again are you?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I need a second opinion

 

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^is this Jennifer Lawrence?

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I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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Why 'ew'?

 

You weirdos aren't getting all hypocritical again are you?

No, its just that we now who she is and breaking new ground isn't always a good thing. There are places no one with self respect should go.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Why 'ew'?

 

You weirdos aren't getting all hypocritical again are you?

No, its just that we now who she is and breaking new ground isn't always a good thing. There are places no one with self respect should go.

Who are you talking about?

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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Sasha Grey.

Bit of background, she was a voice actor on Saints Rows the Third has a varied interest in different projects that range from the artistic to the educational. Yet she was first known for her pornographic work, let's just say that she could become the next mother Theresa and I probably wouldn't kiss her on the cheek without a Hazmat suit.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Sasha Grey.

 

Bit of background, she was a voice actor on Saints Rows the Third has a varied interest in different projects that range from the artistic to the educational. Yet she was first known for her pornographic work, let's just say that she could become the next mother Theresa and I probably wouldn't kiss her on the cheek without a Hazmat suit.

well, given that mother teresa spent decades in the slums o' calcutta, where living conditions were horrific and basic sanitation were frequent like something out o' trainspotting

 

 

all the while tending to the needs o' the poor and dying, am thinking that you were far more likely to contract something communicable from mother teresa via an innocent peck on the cheek. however, if your kiss changed geography, we would indeed recommend caution.

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

ps thanks for the excuse to insert that trainspotting clip into this thread-- tickles our sense o' whimsy to do so.

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"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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I think I posted that exact same vid either here or on Bioboards and it got redacted.

an understandable if unfortunate response by board mods.

 

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'cause is tough to get hawter than beatification... albeit a complete different kinda hawt. 

 

HA! Good Fun!

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"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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Funny that you speak about a toilet bowl, is almost like you're daring me to post this image.

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I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Sasha Grey.

 

Bit of background, she was a voice actor on Saints Rows the Third has a varied interest in different projects that range from the artistic to the educational. Yet she was first known for her pornographic work, let's just say that she could become the next mother Theresa and I probably wouldn't kiss her on the cheek without a Hazmat suit.

Huh, guess I don't watch enough to recognize any faces.

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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Funny that you speak about a toilet bowl, is almost like you're daring me to post this image.

 

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"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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We've all seen numerous studies showing that teh average hotdesking keyboard has more poop particles than a toilet seat.

 

 

*Very slowly removes hands from keyboard and stares at his fingertips, horrified.*

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Sasha Grey.

 

Bit of background, she was a voice actor on Saints Rows the Third has a varied interest in different projects that range from the artistic to the educational. Yet she was first known for her pornographic work, let's just say that she could become the next mother Theresa and I probably wouldn't kiss her on the cheek without a Hazmat suit.

well, given that mother teresa spent decades in the slums o' calcutta, where living conditions were horrific and basic sanitation were frequent like something out o' trainspotting

 

all the while tending to the needs o' the poor and dying, am thinking that you were far more likely to contract something communicable from mother teresa via an innocent peck on the cheek. however, if your kiss changed geography, we would indeed recommend caution.

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

ps thanks for the excuse to insert that trainspotting clip into this thread-- tickles our sense o' whimsy to do so.

 

 

Atleast Sasha Grey is a good person that brings happy endings to peoples lives, unlike mother Teresa.

 

Also;

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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there was this awful movie about some old evil, where Jennifer Connelly could control insects. apparently she's 14 in that one. and I really liked her more in it than how she looks now (in Noah, for example)  :cat:

 

 

Awful? You don't get to badmouth Dario Argento.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mk6EjlATp4

 

To be fair, when PHENOMENA was released in the US (as CREEPERS) it was hacked to pieces (losing 20 minutes) and was, generally speaking, a mess. That said, I don't recall the CREEPERS cut being about an ancient evil (although I've only seen it once so maybe my memory is faulty on this point).  The film is about a girl (Connely) with psychic powers to control/communicate with insects helping a paralized entomologist (Donald Pleasence) who has been trying to help track down a mysterious serial killer for the police with his knowledge of insect life cycles.  The edits that I'm aware of mostly cut gore (it is an Italian giallo film) and two major dialogue sequences.

 

Luckily most of the modern versions of the film are direct from the Italian version (which is very much superior and - in my opinion - Agento's best film).

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I don't recall the CREEPERS cut being about an ancient evil (although I've only seen it once so maybe my memory is faulty on this point). 

my memory is a bit fuzzy, so I could be thinking of some other movie that I watched around the same time as I did Phenomena

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I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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