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Nuffle is indeed a cruel and capricious god.

Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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If you haven't had one of those moments playing PnP(complete with shouts of "let me do the math" to see of you can weasel out of it), then I pity you.

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If you haven't had one of those moments playing PnP(complete with shouts of "let me do the math" to see of you can weasel out of it), then I pity you.

And if it didn't last for at least an hour, with a sense of legal suits battling it out lingering in the room among coke stains and chip crumbs, I feel sorry for you.

*** "The words of someone who feels ever more the ent among saplings when playing CRPGs" ***

 

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That was pretty fantastic...  for everyone not named Darren Monahan.

 

One of my favorite D&D holy **** moments was luckily of the positive variety.  It was at the yearly shindig our high school Latin class went to and there was a Roman themed game of D&D that I participated in.  I played a Priest of Bacchus (clearly the most awesome of the gods) and my character got st00pid drunk when camping for the night, as one does when worshipping the god of wine, madness, and ecstasy.  As you can imagine, my character had a ruthless hangover the next morning (complete with significant stat penalties) so I prayed to Bacchus and rolled a natural 20 (I still fondly remember everyone's eyes going wide as the die stopped on 20).  The DM granted me a daily "Remove Hangover" power.  If only such things existed in real life.  The closest I've found is ginger ale.

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