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KaineParker's Hopefully Attractive Women Thread Episode IV: A New Grope

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Since the last one died a horrible death, I thought it was time to bring this fine thread back.

 

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"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    Small, but effective.

     

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    From one of my fave shows evar, Legend of the Seeker.

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    Gentlemen, on behalf of the House, permit me to say

     

    "Homin ahomina homina"

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Okay then, to briefly throw in before this gets derailed and shut down...

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I've said this before, but I have to say it again: Raithe has an exquisite taste in da laydees.

    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    And photo filters.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    In before buff chicks and Trojan horse.

     

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    Well those are fairly good looking.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    How old are those blondes?

     

    They look about 14 years old to me. Creepy and weird.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    To counter the creepy..

     

     

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Bit of an obvious one:

     

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    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Malena Morgan. Hooray for Wals.

     

    Here's someone who often, ahem, works with Malena. Elle Alexandra:

     

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    You bastard. Now I can't concentrate. I have to finish this work, you know!

     

    EDIT: Seriously. This isn't funny. I literally can't keep my mind clear. :lol:

     

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    Edited by Walsingham

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Now, do I google these names at work....

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    Now, do I google these names at work....

     

    No. No you don't.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    Not that scandalous, to me at least.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Not that scandalous, to me at least.

     

    Takes me right back to university.... :)

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

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    Picture is airbrushed to hell and of a pretty terrible person, but I honestly don't care. :)

     

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    We have to do with photoshop until we can have human augmentations. That glorious day when the're will be no more fatties!

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    I never understood this obsession with boobies. probably because I'm a butts person myself  :dancing:

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    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    I've never understood why people feel the need to turn it into a "one or the other" choice. I love both.

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    Damn TN, that is photoshopped as ****. Who is she?

     

    I tend to enjoy boobs and butts equally, it's foot fetishists I've never understood myself.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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