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2 cans of coke and a half a bottle of Captain Morgan...

 

Didn't tell me how many oz's in the bottle of captain though so *shrugs*

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Drank a couple beer. Wasn't worth it, it was gone way too quickly and afterwards I felt bad for drinking something that makes me fat and dumb. Didn't enjoy it.

Strangely Rum is totally worth it though. 

 

Ah crap, I should have mentioned Rum, now I want one so badly. :banghead:

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Beer is better than that cinna-whisky I had. I mean it tastes great, nice cinnamon burn, but that's the problem, I kept drinking it straight, then got behind the wheel of a keyboard and blacked out, something I never do, horribad posting a bunch of stuff I regret. Self-control, what's that.  

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I think oe started with beer (some peachy, hoppy madness) before moving on to bourbon (Breckenridge ofc) then scotch (The Balvenie) then tequila (some house mix infused with starberries).

Now I'm walking my dog. That's not a drink but I'm drunk

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I did several shots of whiskey and am now at the really depressing stage where I sit alone and ponder how I've gotten here.

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I did several shots of whiskey and am now at the really depressing stage where I sit alone and ponder how I've gotten here.

 

You got here in a monkey driven hovercraft, and the reason you are depressed is that it is physically impossible for you to simultaneously mount two monkey driven hovercrafts and race them through the main hall of Congress.

 

Today is my last day of drinking before going Sober for a mix of charities. No booze, no coffee, no cola, for a whole month.

 

I sincerely worry that I may go into ersatz anaphylactic shock.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Popped a chardonnay with an actual corkscrew. Twist, twist, twist, set, lift, pull. 

 

The occasion is to mark six days free of the vile brown leaf. The first since 1996. The sense of freedom eclipses everything. 

 

I assume you mean tea.

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Just thought I'd let you guys know about the app "Untappd" that me and my friends use. It's an app that lets you see what people in the neighbourhood are drinking, what your friends are drinking, what you should drink next, and so on. I think it's only for beer though. I like it, it's fun.

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I just spoke to my tame doctor, and he assures me that what I'm experiencing is caffeine withdrawal. I should expect it to last at least three days.

 

All I can say is that I'm glad I never had to go cold turkey from heroin.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I just spoke to my tame doctor, and he assures me that what I'm experiencing is caffeine withdrawal. I should expect it to last at least three days.

 

All I can say is that I'm glad I never had to go cold turkey from heroin.

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A can of seltzer, and a rye Old Fashioned.  (Separately, of course.)

 

Lately, I favor the "chunky" version of the OF.  Some use sugar syrup, a whole cherry, bitters, and a bit of orange peel to make a clear drink.  Which is nice and pretty.  But the chunky alternate allows you to pick the booze- and bitters-soaked fruit mush out of the bottom after you finish the drink  Not especially dignified, but it's tasty and satisfying. 

 

How to:

 

Toss a half-slice of orange into the glass.  (At the risk of pointing out the obvious, use an Old Fashioned glass.  All the best drinks have glassware named for them.)  Then, a demerara sugar cube and 5 or so dashed of angostura bitters.  Muddle a bit.  Then add a ****tail cherry (preferrably homemade) and muddle until it's mush.  Add a handful of ice cubes and stir to coat the ice.  Add 3 oz. whiskey, preferrably rye, but an assertive bourbon or Canadian whisky will do.  Stir a little more, and add another ice cube if the glass can take it.  Drink slowly. 

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I think I mentioned that I make jam and marmalade pretty regularly. I once accidentally burned the marmalade* and it turned to a solid toffee like burnt caramel orange goo. I dissolved and filtered this goo (to get it out of the pan it was stuck to).

 

Best bitters mix ever. Sweetish, but not very sweet, all the orange oils dampened ever so slightly.

 

If you can duplicate this then please tell me the precise procedure. I've tried five times to duplicate, and can't. But it really is worth it.

 

*I only use the juice and potato-peelered zest of the oranges.

 

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Still on the wagon, no booze, no coffee, no cola. No more shakes of headaches, and I'm sleeping better, actually feeling more alert now.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Evening out, all on fruit juice. I feel grimly satisfied, and sad that I've needlessly squandered a night out/

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Heh, liquid aloha. First time with Kona Brewing 'Longboard Island Lager'. Pretty clean, good, neutral flavor. The bottle itself has a groovy shape with the Hawaiian islands raised on the glass neck. Tastes like it would go great with fish ... coincidence?! 

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