BruceVC Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Tried to fry up some potatoes, took me 40 minutes. I'm a good cook, I have no idea why these wouldn't get done. Clearly you overrate yourself. Having fun with IT today. Server is POSTing with trouble, IT says that 'Well you need more RAM'. I am kind of left wondering what exactly the **** they expect us to do and what is their job They probably mean the if the Business Unit is complaining about speed and the issue is RAM then someone needs to pay for it so it should come from your budget ? "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I'm getting a little tired of figuring out business license requirements in foreign states. Anyone need to start a business in Nevada? Just let me know! 1 "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 They probably mean the if the Business Unit is complaining about speed and the issue is RAM then someone needs to pay for it so it should come from your budget ? Also equally useless as a message to close the issue with. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 They probably mean the if the Business Unit is complaining about speed and the issue is RAM then someone needs to pay for it so it should come from your budget ? Also equally useless as a message to close the issue with. I agree, they need to explain the reason more RAM can't be purchased or who needs to pay for it "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Cursed mightily and verily for a long time.My computer is acting up a little, so I tried to perform a vital backup. Which failed due to I/O device errors and "cannot write this file".Started trying variations. My primary harddrive is now making assorted "tick-crack-crack-rraag-crack" noises.. Which is not so happy making. Further non-happy making is that my operating system came pre-installed, and that rather then giving me a disk with it on, they have all the install files in one of those nice "hidden drives" on the aforementioned primary drive. Now the last time I had a drive make that sort of noise, it went for about 4 days and DIIIEEEEDD in a most hideous and foul manner. So my optimism is fairly lacking. In fact, I'm feeling that the probabilities are quite high that my credit card and stash of emergency savings are going to be taking a hit this weekend... "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Tried to fry up some potatoes, took me 40 minutes. I'm a good cook, I have no idea why these wouldn't get done. Best method I know is to use just a little oil (4/5 vegetable to olive) and some salt and garlic, to coat the potato slices, stir in a high heat about three times, at two minute intervals, then turn the heat low and let them steam in a mix of their own water and the oil. About 25 minutes all told. You can drain off the excess oil at the end. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Cursed mightily and verily for a long time. My computer is acting up a little, so I tried to perform a vital backup. Which failed due to I/O device errors and "cannot write this file". Started trying variations. My primary harddrive is now making assorted "tick-crack-crack-rraag-crack" noises.. Which is not so happy making. Further non-happy making is that my operating system came pre-installed, and that rather then giving me a disk with it on, they have all the install files in one of those nice "hidden drives" on the aforementioned primary drive. Now the last time I had a drive make that sort of noise, it went for about 4 days and DIIIEEEEDD in a most hideous and foul manner. So my optimism is fairly lacking. In fact, I'm feeling that the probabilities are quite high that my credit card and stash of emergency savings are going to be taking a hit this weekend... Get your docs onto an optical disc. Probably less space than you think. 1 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 I'm pretty sure I've got most of the ACTUAL important stuff covered at the moment. It's the little things. Like, the 120 Gigs of music I have stored there - digging cd's out of storage and re-burning them will be freaking murderous. Since backup software keeps failing, i've resorted to manual cut and paste. Of course, that's being a pain because a right click takes about 40 seconds for anything to happen now.. and even then half the time it just causes folders to flicker, go into "not responding" then back again. And if I have a big chunk of files, it starts making hacking noises. So I'm having to do it all in small, small chunks at a time... "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Here's about how my day has gone so far. Work on getting the company anti-virus updated. Oh hey, the login credentials I was told were valid aren't. And none of the password reset options work either. No time to worry about that, need a business license in Reno. When do we need it? Why today! Good luck with that, buddy. What do you mean we can't find the registration information for Nevada Department of Taxation? Why is someone only asking me about that now? At least the business license reinstatement wasn't a problem. One of the workers in Louisiana needs me to buy him supplies. RIGHT NOW. Nobody has them, better find the closest thing then. Oh, and a generally liability auditor needs some more insurance information on a subcontractor. Did I mention my job description is BLOODY DATA ENTRY? At least it's not one of the days I have to call every distributor in the country looking for one item that my boss decided he absolutely had to have at the last minute. 1 "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Wishing I didn't agree to meet a friend for dinner. Conversation will just be tedious interrogation about my work, games I play, etc. And I'm missing out on my laundry time, so there goes tomorrow night. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Wishing I didn't agree to meet a friend for dinner. Conversation will just be tedious interrogation about my work, games I play, etc. And I'm missing out on my laundry time, so there goes tomorrow night. Oh, Malc. You daredevil. *shakes head and smiles wistfully* *then vomits* 1 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Labadal Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Wishing I didn't agree to meet a friend for dinner. Conversation will just be tedious interrogation about my work, games I play, etc. And I'm missing out on my laundry time, so there goes tomorrow night. Why don't you be the interrogator this time? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Wishing I didn't agree to meet a friend for dinner. Conversation will just be tedious interrogation about my work, games I play, etc. And I'm missing out on my laundry time, so there goes tomorrow night. Why don't you be the interrogator this time? LOL. Yeah, go subtle, though. See if you can get them to divulge any state secrets. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Wishing I didn't agree to meet a friend for dinner. Conversation will just be tedious interrogation about my work, games I play, etc. And I'm missing out on my laundry time, so there goes tomorrow night.Why don't you be the interrogator this time? Don't really care to hear about the latest woman he's stalking, crappy TV show he's watching or console game he's working on. I suppose I am just grumpy today, though. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) Wishing I didn't agree to meet a friend for dinner. Conversation will just be tedious interrogation about my work, games I play, etc. And I'm missing out on my laundry time, so there goes tomorrow night.Why don't you be the interrogator this time? Don't really care to hear about the latest woman he's stalking, crappy TV show he's watching or console game he's working on. I suppose I am just grumpy today, though. Last time that happened to me I imagined that the guy had an bushbaby/tarsier sitting on his shoulder, that he hadn't seen yet, and I had to keep him distracted. If I didn't then he'd scream and fling the poor little fellah across the room. Edited August 15, 2013 by Walsingham 4 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Okay, I needed that smile. Thanks Wals. 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Bug eyed mammals, yikes Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 (edited) Bug eyed mammals, yikes Just remember that freaky freaky little tarsier. Text us (the forum) from the lavatory if it goes badly. Edited August 15, 2013 by Walsingham "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Bug eyed mammals, yikes Just remember that freaky freaky little tarsier. Text us (the forum) from the lavatory if it goes badly. No pics though. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 For some reason, I'm just tired and disinterested. I'm trying to cut back my work hours because of upcoming school but unless I'm constantly talking to the scheduling boss, I wind up with at least SOMETHING every night, so I can't have any time to just kick back and drink something. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 For some reason, I'm just tired and disinterested. I'm trying to cut back my work hours because of upcoming school but unless I'm constantly talking to the scheduling boss, I wind up with at least SOMETHING every night, so I can't have any time to just kick back and drink something. Recommmend as above, but advise your boss that there is a tarsier on her shoulder. This should get you a night off at least. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melkathi Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 That's your solution for everything, isn't it? Unobtrusively informing you about my new ebook (which you should feel free to read and shower with praise). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 That's your solution for everything, isn't it? I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be a good idea during oral. 3 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Fighting a #@$#@#$#@$ summer cold on the Roost :? The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargallath Abraxium Posted August 15, 2013 Share Posted August 15, 2013 Fighting a #@$#@#$#@$ summer cold on the Roost :? ...summer colds be the worst...always found sweatin' 'er out be the only way ta git rid o' it...that an' Buckley's... ...WHO LUVS YA, BABY!!... A long, long time ago, but I can still remember, How the Trolling used to make me smile. And I knew if I had my chance, I could egg on a few Trolls to "dance", And maybe we'd be happy for a while. But then Krackhead left and so did Klown; Volo and Turnip were banned, Mystake got run out o' town. Bad news on the Front Page, BIOweenia said goodbye in a heated rage. I can't remember if I cried When I heard that TORN was recently fried, But sadness touched me deep inside, The day...Black Isle died. For tarna, Visc, an' the rest o' the ol' Islanders that fell along the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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