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Wow, perfect features.

 

I dunno, man. Can you imagine taking that face to dinner? I'm having fight down the urge to leap nervously away from the keyboard just meeting her stare.

 

Don't get me wrong. I'm as prone to falling for ice queens as the next man. But I'm damned if I'll do it in my imagination.

 

They don't shy away from confrontation, which I love and if they have wit then I'm instantly in love.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Wow, perfect features.

 

 

I dunno, man. Can you imagine taking that face to dinner? I'm having fight down the urge to leap nervously away from the keyboard just meeting her stare.

 

Don't get me wrong. I'm as prone to falling for ice queens as the next man. But I'm damned if I'll do it in my imagination.

I've always enjoyed intense women. Then again, I do enjoy most women.

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The more I look at her the more I suspect that her half-closed eyes are less the dreamy humidity of the temptress, and more the high pitched buzz of the dialling tone.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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Her pupils are saying to me: "We're sorry but the number you have called cannot be contacted at this time. Please check, and try again."

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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The more I look at her the more I suspect that her half-closed eyes are less the dreamy humidity of the temptress, and more the high pitched buzz of the dialling tone.

That's probably compensated by the fact she's openly bisexual.

 

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If we're going to go that route... Let us at least be gamer geeks about it..

 

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...so who else's wife saw 'em readin' this thread an' got yelled at fer lookin' up porn??... :lol:

 

 

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Based on the trend, RA4 will porn if they make it

 

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Heh, I nearly went with that one, but was keeping to the "russians" to follow on.

 

Of course, if we're going to do the "women of RA" on this thread.. that runs to what, about 20 odd ladies? About 7 Allies, 7 Soviet, and 7 Rising Sun? If not more...

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I liked Tanya 1 best. But Kari Wuher was good.

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Well, in keeping with my earlier post and the current theme, courtesy of OEI's new 3D Artist Ken LeSaint:

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Great sculpt (fingers a little too long) I must confess that I've spent so much time sculpting that now one of the attributes I look for in a girl is good topology. 

Show us your wireframe ladies!

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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