Bos_hybrid Posted June 16, 2013 Posted June 16, 2013 These like to crawl into your shoes in Aus. Enjoy.
HoonDing Posted June 16, 2013 Posted June 16, 2013 Is that a funnel web spider? The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Bos_hybrid Posted June 16, 2013 Posted June 16, 2013 Is that a funnel web spider? Yep, Sydney Funnel web. This is the Goliath bird eating spider. They can eat birds, and rodents.
Azure79 Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 I was expecting more Jeff Daniels and John Goodman. Anyways, I like spiders. My parents used to plant sunflowers in our backyard and these big spiders would make nests across the flowers. As a kid, it was simultaneously creepy and fascinating.
HoonDing Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbXKl99t_pc Edited June 17, 2013 by Drudanae The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Amentep Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 They don't mention the erection is painful and can lead to sterility? Seems a point you'd want to make before people descend on Brazil looking to induce priapism in themselves. Also, Brazil has social colonies of spiders that build colony webs above the streets (either permanently or for mating purposes). Which can lead to it raining spiders in town. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Walsingham Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 That Brazilian spider had better be called the 'jumping knob jockey'. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Cultist Posted June 17, 2013 Author Posted June 17, 2013 They don't mention the erection is painful and can lead to sterility? Seems a point you'd want to make before people descend on Brazil looking to induce priapism in themselves. I'm a fan of Mr. Darwin.
Walsingham Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 They don't mention the erection is painful and can lead to sterility? Seems a point you'd want to make before people descend on Brazil looking to induce priapism in themselves. I'm a fan of Mr. Darwin. I should be careful saying that if I was you. He may seek to meet you in person to thank for your support. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
HoonDing Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 (edited) Speaking of Darwin, the following is infinitely more retarded than harassing the spider http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryve9jwtWpI Edited June 17, 2013 by Drudanae The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Walsingham Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 (edited) Why in the name of incredibly aggresive neurotoxic death would you mither a black mamba? I ****ing hate videos like that because some poor fool is going to see that and think it's safe to poke venomous snakes with a stick. EDIT: I just realised that my heart rate jumped and is only just subsiding after watching that. Edited June 18, 2013 by Walsingham "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Amentep Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 They don't mention the erection is painful and can lead to sterility? Seems a point you'd want to make before people descend on Brazil looking to induce priapism in themselves. I'm a fan of Mr. Darwin. Ooo, clever. Carry on then. I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted June 25, 2013 Posted June 25, 2013 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Gfted1 Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 Spiders wearing water droplets as hats. 1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Tale Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 Speaking of Darwin, the following is infinitely more retarded than harassing the spider http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryve9jwtWpI That is the most beautiful snake I've ever seen. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
LadyCrimson Posted July 23, 2013 Posted July 23, 2013 What an awesome pic of a jumping spider. I keep staring at the eyes and wondering what the reflection is from. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts
Walsingham Posted July 24, 2013 Posted July 24, 2013 (edited) Speaking of Darwin, the following is infinitely more retarded than harassing the spider http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryve9jwtWpI That is the most beautiful snake I've ever seen. If you want to see them 'properly', check out my favourite Youtuber: Viperkeeper. Edited July 24, 2013 by Walsingham "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Gfted1 Posted July 24, 2013 Posted July 24, 2013 3 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Gfted1 Posted July 31, 2013 Posted July 31, 2013 These Are the Most Exquisitely Weird Spiders You Will Ever See. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
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