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I was expecting more Jeff Daniels and John Goodman. 

 

Anyways, I like spiders. My parents used to plant sunflowers in our backyard and these big spiders would make nests across the flowers. As a kid, it was simultaneously creepy and fascinating.

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They don't mention the erection is painful and can lead to sterility?  Seems a point you'd want to make before people descend on Brazil looking to induce priapism in themselves.

 

Also, Brazil has social colonies of spiders that build colony webs above the streets (either permanently or for mating purposes). Which can lead to it raining spiders in town.

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That Brazilian spider had better be called the 'jumping knob jockey'.

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They don't mention the erection is painful and can lead to sterility?  Seems a point you'd want to make before people descend on Brazil looking to induce priapism in themselves.

I'm a fan of Mr. Darwin.

 

 

I should be careful saying that if I was you. He may seek to meet you in person to thank for your support.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Why in the name of incredibly aggresive neurotoxic death would you mither a black mamba?

 

I ****ing hate videos like that because some poor fool is going to see that and think it's safe to poke venomous snakes with a stick.

 

EDIT: I just realised that my heart rate jumped and is only just subsiding after watching that.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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They don't mention the erection is painful and can lead to sterility?  Seems a point you'd want to make before people descend on Brazil looking to induce priapism in themselves.

I'm a fan of Mr. Darwin.

 

 

Ooo, clever.  Carry on then.

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  • 4 weeks later...

Speaking of Darwin, the following is infinitely more retarded than harassing the spider

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryve9jwtWpI

That is the most beautiful snake I've ever seen.
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What an awesome pic of a jumping spider. I keep staring at the eyes and wondering what the reflection is from.

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Speaking of Darwin, the following is infinitely more retarded than harassing the spider

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryve9jwtWpI

That is the most beautiful snake I've ever seen.

 

 

If you want to see them 'properly', check out my favourite Youtuber: Viperkeeper.

 

Edited by Walsingham

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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