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These like to crawl into your shoes in Aus. Enjoy.

 

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Is that a funnel web spider?

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

Is that a funnel web spider?

Yep, Sydney Funnel web.

 

This is the Goliath bird eating spider. They can eat birds, and rodents.

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This thread needs some Phil Jupitus;

 

I was expecting more Jeff Daniels and John Goodman. 

 

Anyways, I like spiders. My parents used to plant sunflowers in our backyard and these big spiders would make nests across the flowers. As a kid, it was simultaneously creepy and fascinating.

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They don't mention the erection is painful and can lead to sterility?  Seems a point you'd want to make before people descend on Brazil looking to induce priapism in themselves.

 

Also, Brazil has social colonies of spiders that build colony webs above the streets (either permanently or for mating purposes). Which can lead to it raining spiders in town.

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

That Brazilian spider had better be called the 'jumping knob jockey'.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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They don't mention the erection is painful and can lead to sterility?  Seems a point you'd want to make before people descend on Brazil looking to induce priapism in themselves.

I'm a fan of Mr. Darwin.

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They don't mention the erection is painful and can lead to sterility?  Seems a point you'd want to make before people descend on Brazil looking to induce priapism in themselves.

I'm a fan of Mr. Darwin.

 

 

I should be careful saying that if I was you. He may seek to meet you in person to thank for your support.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Speaking of Darwin, the following is infinitely more retarded than harassing the spider

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryve9jwtWpI

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The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

Why in the name of incredibly aggresive neurotoxic death would you mither a black mamba?

 

I ****ing hate videos like that because some poor fool is going to see that and think it's safe to poke venomous snakes with a stick.

 

EDIT: I just realised that my heart rate jumped and is only just subsiding after watching that.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

 

They don't mention the erection is painful and can lead to sterility?  Seems a point you'd want to make before people descend on Brazil looking to induce priapism in themselves.

I'm a fan of Mr. Darwin.

 

 

Ooo, clever.  Carry on then.

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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They also do cocaine

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Speaking of Darwin, the following is infinitely more retarded than harassing the spider

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryve9jwtWpI

That is the most beautiful snake I've ever seen.
"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."

What an awesome pic of a jumping spider. I keep staring at the eyes and wondering what the reflection is from.

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

 

Speaking of Darwin, the following is infinitely more retarded than harassing the spider

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryve9jwtWpI

That is the most beautiful snake I've ever seen.

 

 

If you want to see them 'properly', check out my favourite Youtuber: Viperkeeper.

 

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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