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The funny things thread

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Fortune favors the bald.

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    *snip*

    That looks like a rather unimaginative ripoff of Iron Sky.

     

    EDIT: I was talking about the linked - Nazis at the Centre of the Earth.

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    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

     

    I was about to post that myself.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

    I don't care much about Dr. Who but that vid - fake or not - is hilarious. Yet, guys are the shallow ones? L0L

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

    To be fair, recently this girl was cut out of The Amazing Spider-Man 2 because fans complained she wasn't hot enough to play Mary Jane Watson.

     

    Beautiful-Shailene-Woodley-in-Yellow-Dre

     

    So all in all, people are sexist.

    How is that girl not hot? If I made that girl smile I'd be happy for a week.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    I don't find her hot. She IS good looking but in a very generic, boring and uncharismatic way, just like all those countless fashion models. I see many very good looking people every day, but VERY few with charisma. 

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Watch The Descendants. One of the best and most charismatic young actresses working right now.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRHs96yVwMo

     

    "I don't oppose Islam as a country, but..."

     

    "Jews have their own religion, which follows Jesus Christ"

     

    Where do they find these complete idiots? I suggest they make her redo primary school.

    "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!"

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Hehehe! I want that on a T-shirt!

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRHs96yVwMo

     

    "I don't oppose Islam as a country, but..."

     

    "Jews have their own religion, which follows Jesus Christ"

     

    Where do they find these complete idiots? I suggest they make her redo primary school.

     

    ****ing hell, I don't know wether to laugh or cry, or both... That's some really heavy ignorance coming out of her mouth.

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

    Religion creates buildings. Science creates nuclear wastelands.

     

    See, both sides cna play stupid phrase games and I'm not even religious!

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

    Religion creates buildings. Science creates nuclear wastelands.

     

    See, both sides cna play stupid phrase games and I'm not even religious!

     

    Religion creates buildings? You might've read some crazy "Freemason" version, but I think the bible "kind of" failed to tell us anything about how the tower of babylon is constructed, while it does mention eye for an eye.

    I don't know about you, but when a builder tells me that the skyscraper "Is done by the book" that he really means an Engineer's plan.

     

    And science does'nt dictate what is right and what is wrong, religion, does.

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

    You must be ignorant. I'll have to spell it out for you.

     

    Religious people build churches.

     

    Scientists build atomic bombs.

     

     

    "And science does'nt dictate what is right and what is wrong"

     

    L0L  Scientists are always telling others what is 'right' and what is 'wrong'. L0L

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    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    You must be ignorant. I'll have to spell it out for you.

     

    Religious people build churches.

     

    Scientists build atomic bombs.

     

     

    "And science does'nt dictate what is right and what is wrong"

     

    L0L  Scientists are always telling others what is 'right' and what is 'wrong'. L0L

     

    Ahahahahahaha.... :)

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    This really isn't funny, but Volourn is absolutely correct in his point.  Throughout history religious buildings have served as the backbone of communities, and that is very true even today.

     

    But the poster isn't really worth a debate, it's just a little jab at religion based on a very tenuous connection.  

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    I went to a random place in the video and found the famous gif.. awesome.

    Fortune favors the bald.

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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