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The funny things thread

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Guess I'm easily amused... :)

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

"I wish I could sleep. But my damn ADD kicks in and basically, one sheep, two sheep, cow, turtle, duck, Ol mcDonald had a farm....heeey Macarena!"

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Apparently, my singed right buttock.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    Apparently, my singed right buttock.

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    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    More sad than funny, but still awesome:

     

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Apparently, my singed right buttock.

     

    Pics or it di.. Nevermind.

     

    Saw this today - and laughed.

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hheNvOigfv8

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    Man, Saudi is messed up.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

    There must be something in the water....

     

    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    They used to prove their manliness riding camels or horses and doing crazy stunts.. This seems like a natural evolution.

    Fortune favors the bald.

    Evidence of a rat living on Mars, provided by UFO Sightings Daily:

     

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    Apparently NASA mistook it for a rock.

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    Always a big fan of the muppets. Pepe the prawn is my favourite.

     

    ..And cute English girls. They're good too.

     

    Pepe flirting with same is fantastic.

     

     

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    These days, well the social justice folks would just blog it.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    I need this slap..

    Fortune favors the bald.

    Muppets :wub:

     

    One of the TV highlights of my younger years.

     

    Edit: I think the Swedish Chef was my favourite. That or Animal the drummer.

    “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
     

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Just for Oby..

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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