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Transcendent Prosper

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i am a commie middleclass pampered kid loser. i hate myself and i hate you but i hate everthing more. i don't want to graduate from school because i don't want to work because i hate capitalism. i am a game addict because i hate authoritarianism. i am egoist so i hate collectivism and thus i hate socialism and then i am addicted to masturbation. i am not open for advice.

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Shame you're not up for advice. I'd suggest being less self-obsessed. Go out and help someone, anyone. You'd be amazed how much fun it is.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Have a nice cup of tea and a choccy biccy sir, I find the mood always improve after a good brew.

Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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6/10. Reasonable satire on the average American teen gamer, but a little lacking in polish.

 

On the off-chance you're serious, you live in an imperfect world. If you really want things to change, you can start by seeking to embody that change.

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This particularly rapid, unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter.

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That was pretty mean of them to take a photo of an ipod on his grave and send it to his family.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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i am a mc pervert and i am afraid of people. i hate army no matter it's red or what. i am xenophobic and i have a weak stomach. i hate sports and i do not like changes.

You forgot to mention that you're fat.

 

Seriously guys, I know that we come here to argue but there's got to be something better than this pity party. Chances are that nothing said will be heard and you are wasting time trying to correct him.

 

Just let him do what he was going to do anyways, find a crappy job to support his addictions and **** himself to death or until he finally comes out of this mentality.

 

Now if you excuse me I got's my own **** to deal with.

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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I exist, therefore I am!

 

Existential crisis averted :)

“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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i am a mc pervert and i am afraid of people. i hate army no matter it's red or what. i am xenophobic and i have a weak stomach. i hate sports and i do not like changes.

 

Then with respect I would suggest that you need to become a different person. It's actually a lot easier than it sounds.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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