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The funny things thread

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Isn't Bambam using the wrong hand, though?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

Okay, something that amused me - According to the Director's commentary on Ferris Bueller's Day Out.. the character of Ferris Bueller is a sociopath.

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Isn't Bambam using the wrong hand, though?

 

Nimoy always used the right hand

I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

I fail at Trek. :(

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

I'm pretty sure there's no actual right/left hand requirement for the Vulcan salute, otherwise Vulcan's who have had hand accidents would be out of luck. :lol: Probably just a dominant hand thing.

Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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Assassin's Creed rocks.

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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I'm pretty sure there's no actual right/left hand requirement for the Vulcan salute, otherwise Vulcan's who have had hand accidents would be out of luck. :lol: Probably just a dominant hand thing.

 

I like the idea of someone's nemesis cutting their hand off, and this leading to social awkwardness.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    Have you ever realised how the major holidays are exercises in deception and warfare?

    • Christmas - an exercise in obfuscation and forensic cryptology.
    • New Years Eve - a form of globally coordinated mass ordnance deployment.
    • Easter - Infiltration and Recovery.
    • Valentines Day - Psychological Warfare....

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!"

    I never wear high heels, but if I were to do so, I'd have to get me a pair of those. :lol:

     

    ...Han Solo dancing. Cute. And that song. The thing that makes it weird tho is he's dancing in front of that freezing chamber. Happy to be frozen, Han?

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    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

    The one of the Emperor dancing is just plain creepy...

     

    Although.. This actually sinks into the forebrain too damn easily...

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    :lol: Too much.

    Altho if it wasn't for the lyrics on the screen, I'd have no idea what they were singing, outside of the recognizable music.

    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

    Princess Leia dancing is rather lame, unfortunately.

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

    Immortal Sayings:

     

    "It's not a half-baked idea! It's.. pretty mostly baked. Maybe a little soft in the middle...."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    I remember that from a film.. I just can't remember which.

    Fortune favors the bald.

    Yeah exactly.. seems too many of the funniest stories are urban legends.. so much for reality being stranger than fiction.

    Fortune favors the bald.

    That's awesome :lol:

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    Well that sucks, had thought it was authentic, sorry.

     

    This is more cool than funny, but I like planes so.

     

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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